Kraang Subprime Mortgage @overfull_hitbox
Software Engineer in Android Security and Privacy, analyzing apps for shady behavior. This account's at the hotel bar, not the technical session he/him google.com Portland, OR Joined January 2009-
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PAGLIACCI: This stupid doctor said going to a clown would cure my depression so he said I should come watch myself. He didn't even read my file. My name was right there! So I got him fired. So, what made you decide to join our circus? NEW CLOWN: Well, I lost my job as a doctor
Trying to make small talk in Omelas... "Nice day. Sucks about that kid though"
Who will end the centuries old farce of letting vermilion mean red. That’s a green ass word and I’m done pretending otherwise. If I lose friends and family over this, so be it.
I think I got booted within two weeks of moving to Atlanta
I think I got booted within two weeks of moving to Atlanta
Achewood is posting new comics + more again! Exclusively on Patreon: patreon.com/achewood Several months' worth of content has been created and scheduled to go live, starting NOW
The final prerelease of Functional Programming in Lean is out! If you have time, I'd really appreciate any feedback you can provide on the final chapter before my deadline on April 30. But even more, I hope that you find it valuable and enjoyable :-) leanprover.github.io/functional_pro…
New commission: a Muppet version of THE PRISONER (series) featuring Fozzie, Statler and Waldorf! Mixed media on 9 X 12" bristol board. #MuppetMonday
"I would ignore the whole is-it-correct wormhole" -- NSF reviewer
Time for a little Passover/Easter animation doubleheader
This is beyond party or partisanship. This degree of corruption is shocking - almost cartoonish. Thomas must be impeached. Barring some dramatic change, this is what the Roberts court will be known for: rank corruption, erosion of democracy, and the stripping of human rights.
This is beyond party or partisanship. This degree of corruption is shocking - almost cartoonish. Thomas must be impeached. Barring some dramatic change, this is what the Roberts court will be known for: rank corruption, erosion of democracy, and the stripping of human rights.
How is this possible
For those who don't happen to play it day to day, Puzzlemaster Will Shortz just did the crossword equivalent of when John Wick shoots someone in the Continental
How neat. Researchers claim to have found, at long last, an "einstein" tile - a shape that tiles the plane in a pattern that never repeats. First two authors appear to have no academic affiliations. arxiv.org/abs/2303.10798
For those too young to have lived through what happened twenty years ago, a thread of self-styled left/liberal types endorsing the invasion of Iraq
A man of great strength and grace. As talented a musician as he was an actor. The epitome of class. An sudden unexpected sharp painful grief for our artistic family. An unimaginable suffering for his personal family and loved ones. Godspeed my friend. You made your mark here. RIP
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. If John Galt Bank is not immediately fully backstopped and depositors protected,
A new release of Functional Programming in Lean is out! leanprover.github.io/functional_pro… The new chapter this time around focuses on programming with dependent types.

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Education Schmeducati... @Edschmedpod
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Ben Fuller @fuzzycrypto
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Brandon Kramer @brandonlkramer
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José Manuel Calderó... @josecalderon
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Galois @galois
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