sarah emily @overparsed

Digital archivist. Metadata is the new queer theory. My spirit animals are the octopus and the drag queen. massachusettssssss Joined August 2010

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BooleanHooligan (she/her)📚🧶 @DenverDundon

4 years ago

@FakeLibStats

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The Museum of English Rural Life @TheMERL

4 years ago

sure you might like the new Drake album but how about this rake album

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Claire Potter 🇺🇸 @TenuredRadical

6 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: I have been feeling unwell the last two days - tired, headache, foggy brain. I have been concerned about COVID infection, but it was hard to imagine how: we have been so careful. I just discovered 5 minutes ago that I HAVE BEEN MAKING DECAF COFFEE FOR 2 DAYS.

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sarah emily @overparsed

6 years ago

All of this is upsetting but the idea that photos don’t count as records is especially terrifying. It directly communicates that documentary evidence can’t be trusted. “Modifying the image was an attempt on our part to keep the focus on the records.” washingtonpost.com/local/national…

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sarah emily @overparsed

7 years ago

Another woman comes in with a flat. “It’s gonna take a while.” “How long? Like 5 hours?” “No.” “3 hours?” Long pause. “Probably not.”

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sarah emily @overparsed

7 years ago

I wish my first tweet in however long wasn’t a cranky lady shit one. We all need more positivity in our lives. But i also wish this dude would fix my flat tire instead of trying to gaslight me.

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sarah emily @overparsed

7 years ago

2nd time I’ve gotten a flat within 1 week of my Goodyear appt. 45 min after bringing it in, Goodyear guy just informed me there’s nothing wrong with my tire. You know. The flat one. I never feel more like a woman than when I’m getting my car repaired.

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sarah emily @overparsed

8 years ago

The slopestyle competition has inspired my dad to reminisce about the days when golf was an Olympic event. Such a shame this man will never be a grandfather because he’s so ready for it.

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sarah emily @overparsed

8 years ago

My dad just told me about a guy he knew 40+ years ago who always reminded him of Che Guevara. How so? “He had this big sheepdog that he would bring to work every day.”

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sarah emily @overparsed

8 years ago

World War, 1914-1918 — Prophecies This is exactly the sort of #LCSH that leads me to start a reading list. And that reading list will eventually lead to some really weird small talk.

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sarah emily @overparsed

8 years ago

Gave my new eye makeup primer a test drive yesterday while I spent 90 minutes clearing snow and ice off my car in the freezing rain. I am truly getting wiser as I age.

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Phil Collins @PhilCollinsFeed

8 years ago

If you play 'In The Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins on December 31st at 11:56:40 the drum break will play right as the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year right.

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sarah emily @overparsed

8 years ago

Using the @nytimes tax calculator, it looks like I’m going to receive a whopping $20 tax cut. And yeah, PSLF might disappear, but I’ll still be able to deduct interest on my $100K in student loan debt! I genuinely find this more draining than my mother’s cancer.

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sarah emily @overparsed

8 years ago

Well. It took 12 months, but I finally finished a book in 2017. Just in time for read harder 2018. Good grief.

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sarah emily @overparsed

8 years ago

I genuinely don’t remember if regular burgers fall apart as much as veggie burgers do. That doesn’t happen with meat, right?

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Teen Vogue @TeenVogue

8 years ago

I wonder why? 🤔 tnvge.co/JKyvbix

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sarah emily @overparsed

8 years ago

“The power...is that that they admired me.” That’s quite the simplification. Also kinda self congratulatory. Also not the reason you should be apologizing. But please, tell us again how great they thought you were.