Mike Oxlong @oxlongmikecfa
UW class of ‘26 | Entrepreneur | Avid ball watcher | Coors Light enthusiast | Lover of milk cannons | MAGA🇺🇸 Madison, WI Joined September 2024-
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Mike Oxlong retweeted
Burner 7on7 Offense QB: @martydaniel69 WR1: @daphnec_ham Slot1: @dahmersburner RB: @GretzkyJim14 TE: @DaneGleesack10 Slot2: @frattyhercules WR2: @Pvt_JamesFRyan
Mike Oxlong retweeted
I am the bay harbor butt fingerer.
Mike Oxlong retweeted
Burner Oklahoma drill: Runner: @sillygirl181828 Left block: @oxlongmikecfa Right block: @hotsexyfunnygal Left defend: @wobblymami Right defend: @TheNattyLight Safety: @CokeOffMyShaft
If I was a chick, I’d show my tits to everyone and everything
“No you can’t get wings and beer by yourself on a tuesday” the left yelled in unison
Favorite ex wife’s birthday is coming up, what’s the play?
Faded menu and koala decorations, need to go solo for this one
Customer left his collection out #workjerk coming soon
Internship didn’t land, blue collar it is #expandingtheresume
Somewhere tampon Tim won’t find me
Cigarette Tier list 1. Drunk cig 2. One with the girl your taking home 3. Free cig 4. One you steal 5. Cig Vending Machine HM: Ear Cig
“Resave”?😭 always has and always will be #gayson
Tyrique Stevenson @TyriqueStevnson
9 Followers 62 Following I love the bears, football, and fat chicks with big hunkas! ride my parlays for free bread #appeallthe3rdammendment #BBB #neibhorlover
Penelope Mayflower @CokeOffMyRack
5 Followers 18 Following Arson Enthusiast | Quadruple Amputee | Amber Alert Ignorer | Neutered in ‘23
rita Sutherland @lovely_one94115
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Antonio @Antonio54375226
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Aristotle @Aristotleoption
2K Followers 3K Following Private | Option trader | Entrepreneur | Technical analysis | Main: @aristotlegrowth | IG-@Aristotle_investments
Arianna Lucas @OOmechan
7 Followers 305 Following Solace is simplicity Stay hopeful Self- Believer Own RULES
hattie cantu @qkrtkdfbf3071
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Srine @Srine7973
5 Followers 806 Following
Jerry “The Rocket�... @JerryTheRocket
158 Followers 345 Following UGA ΤΕΦ ‘23 I Lite Beer Enjoyer I Enjoys Getting Lit I Pro Golfer (and drinker) I Enjoy Bruzz and Chuzz, Zyns & The Good Stuff, HUGE Sig Nu Fan #MAGA
Chad Feldheimer @ChadFeldheimer3
205 Followers 139 Following Lawn Care Enthusiast | Politically Active | Fan of 3 Doors Down & Sturgill Simpson | Patriot | Critical Thinker | #Chiller
James “YN” Michae... @jamesmichaels04
902 Followers 586 Following And I rock Kentucky blue on these hoes.
Buck “the truck” ... @FearTheDeer3465
34 Followers 103 Following Kevin Durant defender. Oklahoma Drill specialist. PhD in weather app at the bar studies. living off the 09’ Yankees WS. Here for a good time not a long time.
Nedrick “Nuts” Fr... @NedricksNuts
495 Followers 486 Following Duke ‘89 | Cougar Enthusiast | Certified Multifaceted Ball Knower | Subliminal Shitposter | Admirer of ΔΔΔ | Ambient Nodder | Steezy
Vaughn Nickels @vaughn_nickels
413 Followers 494 Following
Cooper “Cracker” ... @Jaegermacster
296 Followers 222 Following Miami Redskins Alum ‘97 | Jaeger Bomb Advocate | Banned on Tinder 2024 | The Everyman’s Ball Knower | Anti-Tanks/Womps
Steven “Munch Man�... @Munch_Man10
136 Followers 164 Following H2P | Was Maryland Sports Suck | Genes Enthusiast | Fresh Prince | Pittsburgh |
Sheryl Henderson @sheryl_hend
469 Followers 295 Following UofA Chi Omega ‘96🐗┃Snapscore below 1 mil┃Once got 12 reactions on a BeReal ┃SigChi formal attendee (all 5 years)┃McCormicks Vodka Connoisseur┃P&P Bookclub
Buddy “Title IX” ... @buddy_beaufort
1K Followers 831 Following Ole Miss DKE 2008 philanthropy chairman. 5 tool player. Voted biggest risk and liability back to back years. “Princess Diana had it coming” -Dick Cheney
Dustin “Bustin” B... @sargeantsniff3r
445 Followers 225 Following Morgan Stanley’s newest summer intern l new englander l MAGA 🇺🇸 | box mucker | coors light connoisseur | quite the sniffer | BCC | 1.7 hdc
Sean "Cash Stacker" G... @S_Goldbergstein
541 Followers 363 Following OU Grad ‘94 145 IQ 6’4 280 (lean)
Jerry “JackHammer�... @nonstoplickin
487 Followers 150 Following Nonethical addict | Avid daddy’s money user | Condom Denier | Professional porn addict | Father of 7 | Freshman enthusiast
Drew P. Bawls @ArchibaldT72704
309 Followers 199 Following Avid Zyn Enthusiast | 57.0 handicap | Coors Light Enjoyer | Avid Bird Watcher | MSU ‘84| Anti Fried Chicken People |
Marcos “Big Nasty�... @rhotheta86
158 Followers 218 Following Yankees enjoyer Sox hater || avid beer deleter || 7 foot on my (dad’s) money || golf player || Martin Shkreil fan || official sweetheart of Delta Zeta.
Hubert @HubertsLeftNut
989 Followers 555 Following MSU Intramural Sports Legend | Wintergreen Zyn Enthusiast | Ball Knower | 3rd Grade Spelling Bee Champ | Miller Lite Enjoyer | Desperate Need of Dome | BDKO
Carly Vivian @vivi99097
27 Followers 475 Following When life gives you lemons, just squeeze them and turn them into a refreshing glass of lemonade!
Johnnie “O-Mar” M... @YardBar2020
327 Followers 204 Following GHIN +1.6 | Sig Sauer Enthusiast | KSU ‘92 ΔTΔ | Peter Millar fanatic | black coffee guy
Super ❌arv Fanboy @XichiganSuxNuts
205 Followers 169 Following 2024 National Champion | 2023 National Champion Denier | Esteemed Political Commentator | Valued Casino Donator | Former DARE Graduate
Sammy “The Show” ... @SammyStalano
109 Followers 142 Following Natural | Doorlist admin | Sig ep Alumni Board | 28 Handicap | 2x DG Anchorslam | Hoos
Rick “Meat Sweats�... @BigMac_McGee
562 Followers 338 Following War Damn | ΚΣ Ball Hazer 02-04’ | Proud abusive single father of 2 | Pi Phi dick giver | Bear Down
Scooty “U-turn” S... @scooty_uturn
86 Followers 136 Following Texas ΣΧ ‘86. Peter Millar athlete. Arch Manning glazer. New Jersey hater. THAT’s PANIC MAN! #whodat #LANK #kobe
Nick Boozer @B00ZERZZZ
33 Followers 115 Following 92’ ΠΚΑ | Zyn Enthusiast | Ex PGA Professional | Happily Divorced | Golf enthusiast |Father of 2 dipshits
Ron “Hog” Cranker @WelfareWarrior2
668 Followers 311 Following 57 | Father of 3 | Divorced | 8 inches & thick | Multimillionaire | 12.4 Handicap | Bear Football Tolerator | UW-Madison ‘89
Jawn Deere @Johndeerel53833
263 Followers 439 Following 1998 All-District Runningback | Banned from the state of Montana | Go birds | Stoutland University alum
Bill Self Alt @FortZeroBuild
17 Followers 170 Following Social Chair | Men’s Tennis League Participant | nickname “why do you piss yourself so often”
Jonny hamcheck, The P... @Hamchecjonny
96 Followers 162 Following Almost won soldier of the year in 34|kappa Sig Alumni |not lactose antolerant | a good bag never hurt anyone|2x banned|It was only 271k
Pasquale Sorrentino @FuckingPasquale
119 Followers 639 Following
Constantine “The Je... @ConsStanford
48 Followers 102 Following Wisconsin ‘69 | 4% Sudanese | ΣEX Alum | Sangria Enjoyer |Body Count: 1.5| COC TH16 | 6.5 HCP | 4x Field Sobriety test passed |
Oxford “Rug Burn”... @roachshmacker
322 Followers 240 Following 82’ Wisc alum | Zyn indulger | cheap beer aficionado | dry beater | Alcoholic | divorced | father of three | 0-2-1 in custody battles |
SgtBallsJohnson @DKsBurnerAcc
472 Followers 287 Following Pathological liar | Crazy layup package | Free Thugger | Hawks
Crazy “Venmo Her”... @venmoeddie
297 Followers 602 Following Ole Miss ΣΑΕ ‘04 | Degenerate gambler | Muff manhunter | Call of Duty athlete | Troop respecter | Probation in progress
Sdirtoy @SdirtoyvKo
38 Followers 1K Following
Saint "Anthony" Hall ... @SaintTonys
42 Followers 105 Following 3 beers per nite |2xDKE 2nd rounder |No. 4 on Farmington's Waitlist |Staunchly Fiscally Conservative | Writing novels under the snyonym Smathers Branson IV.
Aristotle @Aristotleoption
2K Followers 3K Following Private | Option trader | Entrepreneur | Technical analysis | Main: @aristotlegrowth | IG-@Aristotle_investments
James “YN” Michae... @jamesmichaels04
902 Followers 586 Following And I rock Kentucky blue on these hoes.
Barbara Hooverman @Barbhooverman
978 Followers 141 Following Arkansas Kappa Kappa Gamma Alum ‘95⚜️, Walmart Sr Director, X5 Situationship Survivor✊🏻, Lover of Jack and Coke 🥃, Pike🔥, and my Daddy’s Gold Amex 💳
Nedrick “Nuts” Fr... @NedricksNuts
495 Followers 486 Following Duke ‘89 | Cougar Enthusiast | Certified Multifaceted Ball Knower | Subliminal Shitposter | Admirer of ΔΔΔ | Ambient Nodder | Steezy
Vaughn Nickels @vaughn_nickels
413 Followers 494 Following
Cooper “Cracker” ... @Jaegermacster
296 Followers 222 Following Miami Redskins Alum ‘97 | Jaeger Bomb Advocate | Banned on Tinder 2024 | The Everyman’s Ball Knower | Anti-Tanks/Womps
Trina “Tank” Tree... @onebilliontanks
54 Followers 58 Following Coke whore || I don’t do the tank the tank does me || Yes, I have a trust fund. No, I don’t have a father || Small rack, fat ass!!!!! AOII house mom❤️❤️❤️
Keith Acouplabeers @acouplabeers
263 Followers 194 Following VPI ΠKA class of ‘04 | Businessman | Entrepreneur | Womanizer | Freaky | Absolute hammer | Father of two beautiful daughters | John 3:16
James “Private” R... @Pvt_JamesFRyan
65 Followers 150 Following ball knower. steak cooker. hard stepper. ice repper. premarital sexer. #lank
Steven “Munch Man�... @Munch_Man10
136 Followers 164 Following H2P | Was Maryland Sports Suck | Genes Enthusiast | Fresh Prince | Pittsburgh |
Kieran “The Salaman... @europeseventy2
210 Followers 137 Following | GCC Assistant Club Pro | Dixie | If my bookie is reading this I got you next week big dog | ΑΞΔ enthusiast | God bless the Grateful Dead |
Dustin “Bustin” B... @sargeantsniff3r
445 Followers 225 Following Morgan Stanley’s newest summer intern l new englander l MAGA 🇺🇸 | box mucker | coors light connoisseur | quite the sniffer | BCC | 1.7 hdc
Thomas “Tommy” Tr... @frattyhercules
2K Followers 5K Following I can beat you at shotgunning beer✌🏻𝘂𝘀𝗰 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗮𝗻𝘀 ‘88 fighton congress winyah hog cranker zyns peter millar george bush etc etc | alt: @fratty_hercules
Samantha Jones @glockinmypurse3
165 Followers 37 Following manhattan | dirty filthy martini enthusiast | 5’9 | unmarried woman | daddy DJT | vuse ambassador | bunny | PR princess
Brock “The Cock” ... @brockcockwalk
1K Followers 260 Following Your favorite burners, favorite burner. Brock to my Parents. The Cock to most. #neverforgetpunta2025 #LANK
Trey “Ferda” Laru... @Trey_F_Laruso
68 Followers 29 Following Ferd is the Word | Bama | SIG NU PRES 97’ | APHI SweetHeart | Ely Surface Enjoyer | Josh Allen Glazer | Ranked World #1 in Clash Royale 17’ | Zeta Clap Survivor
Sean "Cash Stacker" G... @S_Goldbergstein
541 Followers 363 Following OU Grad ‘94 145 IQ 6’4 280 (lean)
Hubert @HubertsLeftNut
989 Followers 555 Following MSU Intramural Sports Legend | Wintergreen Zyn Enthusiast | Ball Knower | 3rd Grade Spelling Bee Champ | Miller Lite Enjoyer | Desperate Need of Dome | BDKO
Marcos “Big Nasty�... @rhotheta86
158 Followers 218 Following Yankees enjoyer Sox hater || avid beer deleter || 7 foot on my (dad’s) money || golf player || Martin Shkreil fan || official sweetheart of Delta Zeta.
Drew P. Bawls @ArchibaldT72704
309 Followers 199 Following Avid Zyn Enthusiast | 57.0 handicap | Coors Light Enjoyer | Avid Bird Watcher | MSU ‘84| Anti Fried Chicken People |
Kandace “Kandi” (... @kandiswt139275
626 Followers 363 Following BAMA Alum 96’ | Retired DKE goat | Tank Whisperer | Kanye Enthusiast | Professional maneater | Just a slightly overweight blonde with double dees
Jerry “JackHammer�... @nonstoplickin
487 Followers 150 Following Nonethical addict | Avid daddy’s money user | Condom Denier | Professional porn addict | Father of 7 | Freshman enthusiast
Vegan Hippo @Veganhippo21
5K Followers 268 Following Semper deinceps & tutto passa 6'8” 280lbs. In Texas, born in Yugoslavia. No friend ever served me and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full
Sheryl Henderson @sheryl_hend
469 Followers 295 Following UofA Chi Omega ‘96🐗┃Snapscore below 1 mil┃Once got 12 reactions on a BeReal ┃SigChi formal attendee (all 5 years)┃McCormicks Vodka Connoisseur┃P&P Bookclub
Brie "TulsaFreak" Red... @brieeanderson
467 Followers 48 Following Married since ‘21 | Co-president of FH Ladies’ Book Club | Barnestävlingar Runner-Up in ‘16 | Brandy Melville Nationalist |
Chuck Jarome Jenkins @ChuckChuck_1
211 Followers 85 Following Red Meat Guy I AAC Enthusiast I Dabo Swinney Enthusiast I Bass Fishing I burgers l TIAST
Buster “Inner cheek... @buster454545
145 Followers 112 Following 6’5” | Guns n Roses enthusiast | Tigers Blood | WASP
Looper Sauce @LooperSauce
302 Followers 96 Following Bethpage Black local. I would lick a NYC subway floor for a @MacKenzieGolf bag
Johnnie “O-Mar” M... @YardBar2020
327 Followers 204 Following GHIN +1.6 | Sig Sauer Enthusiast | KSU ‘92 ΔTΔ | Peter Millar fanatic | black coffee guy
Gartrell Jacobs @GartrellJacobs
252 Followers 138 Following Rockies insider, CSU Truther, bowling green state alumnus, west coast cbb fanatic, Intramural bowling champ, husband, father and preacher #RipCity #NCBAtwitter
Drake Maye Jr. The 3r... @drakemayejr3
496 Followers 185 Following I ain’t no regular white boy, this vanilla come wit a lil spice💯 3x Pledge master, slut for @barbhooverman
Rick “Meat Sweats�... @BigMac_McGee
562 Followers 338 Following War Damn | ΚΣ Ball Hazer 02-04’ | Proud abusive single father of 2 | Pi Phi dick giver | Bear Down
Leslie Tulip @leslie_tulip
161 Followers 39 Following University of Arkansas alumni 89’ Zeta Tau Alpha #ZLAM | Real Housewives enthusiast | ΠΚΑ Wifey🥂❤️
Scooty “U-turn” S... @scooty_uturn
86 Followers 136 Following Texas ΣΧ ‘86. Peter Millar athlete. Arch Manning glazer. New Jersey hater. THAT’s PANIC MAN! #whodat #LANK #kobe
Donny ‘The Snowplow... @DonnyMillerLite
156 Followers 39 Following Retarded, 8 inches and thick, ΠΚΑ ‘98 (Treasurer, Pledge Educator). 1x Honor Code violator. Thanks and gig ‘em
Lee Corso’s Burner ... @skicorso69
1K Followers 310 Following Realtor Hater | x6 Dox Survivor | Occasional Corporate Weapon | Dallas Stars enthusiast | Kyle Larson fan | Hotty Toddy | Ex-Saints Fan
Becky Treewater @beckywitht50357
2K Followers 129 Following probably making a new playlist for a weird unnamed feeling
SgtBallsJohnson @DKsBurnerAcc
472 Followers 287 Following Pathological liar | Crazy layup package | Free Thugger | Hawks
Billy Joe “Thunderb... @billy53564
730 Followers 190 Following Clemson ‘94 | Raise Hell Praise Dale | Registered Republican | 4 Handicap | Retired Drunk Driver
Bucky “Buck”Mille... @BuckyMill7
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Brody Sheetz @brodysheetzESPN
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117 Followers 167 Following proud Tiger since ‘81🐅, Republican, Braves fanatic, MAGA, single dad #creed #iknowballTrends for United States
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