PAK @papaalphakilo
Papa. Alpha. Kilo. Same handle at the new place! Metro Detroit Joined January 2010-
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I was on the ground in Rome for less than 45 minutes before I heard a loud argument between a construction worker and a taxi dispatcher. Getting the full experience. A++ do recommend.
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Nick Castellanos pays tribute to the death of Twitter
Mannnnn that feeling when you pack the suitcase and everything fits exactly right is good.
I think my new most likely to be correct conspiracy theory is that Elon developed a humiliation fetish when Grimes dumped him and we're all stuck deep in his perversion
Even Rich Eisen realizes this is happening because Musk is a broke bitch who won't pay his bills lmao
I guess nobody gets to see my pictures from Italy next week
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bro has no joie de vivre. he cannot perceive the beauty in expression. creatively bankrupt. a lost soul. a caveman a hundred thousand years ago painting on walls understood the human condition better than this man. painful to see really
bro has no joie de vivre. he cannot perceive the beauty in expression. creatively bankrupt. a lost soul. a caveman a hundred thousand years ago painting on walls understood the human condition better than this man. painful to see really
The noise I just made when the Superman & Lois revealed who they cast as Lex Luthor!
There's not many better feelings in the world than the yellow "Automatic replies are being sent for this account" banner in Outlook.
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Curtis Hertel @CurtisHertelJr
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Bri Turner always tweets what I'm thinking in such a educated, pragmatic, and useful way. And ima leave it to her cuz I absolutely refuse to have that tone with these Twitter hoodlums 😭
Elon Musk has converted to WR
NEVER TAKE FIELD SOBRIETY TESTS FRIENDS. THEY ARE DESIGNED FOR YOU TO FAIL. All you’re required to do is get out of the car. Everything else, say no.
Officer Smith conducting another DUI check. #DriveSober #RideWithOPD
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OMG LOOK EVERYBODY I MET @NDEddieMac 😍😍😍😍😍😍
OMG LOOK EVERYBODY I MET @NDEddieMac 😍😍😍😍😍😍
Single most annoying kind of guy
These videos are two of my favorite pieces of content I’ve ever been a part of. @codytriesstuff welcomed me into his home and I shit all over his fridge (metaphorically). Check them out.
“Make a breakfast sandwich like @ChefReactions is watching you the whole time.” Just realizing I never posted this here. Had an amazing time with my good friend Jeffrey Atkins visiting Jersey for a few days. True gem of a person, and this video was very fun to make.
Manny Ramirez is one of my favorite players of all time but claiming he played the game with modesty and decorum is fucking hilarious
X is scared to play them Dawgs
I strongly urge you to read this very important piece.
You've heard of Girl Dinner. Now, I ask you to consider: HUSBAND MEAL gq.com/story/husband-…
A guy on a conference call this am got chewed out by his boss over a bad spec he'd written; 15 mins later someone called his name and he didn't answer. In the intervening fifteen minutes he'd hung up, drafted and sent his resignation letter, and cleaned out his desk. Go Chuck.
the aftermath…is not pretty 😂
@Dan_Rather_ See this is how I feel but everyone tells me I’m wrong lol
@sportsbroad Also, I'm a big fan of checking your main bag and only carrying a personal item. Not having to keep track of a carry-on is very helpful on one's stress levels.
@celebrityhottub Lincoln is going to end up coaching in Cincinnati and he will post a bowl of absolutely immaculate Texas chili
Your girl is going to Europe 4 times in 12 months in case you were wondering why I’m scrambling to overcome my fear of flying
what happened here
a boondoggle designed to line construction companies’ pockets is over budget? i simply cant believe it
Lawmakers confused, frustrated at rapid price increase of planned Alabama mega-prisons 1819news.com/news/item/lawm…
quick note about “new tweetdeck” from someone who runs a sports brand account as part of tweetdeck teams: they rolled it out months ago and in the beginning it was so convoluted we lost access to the teams aspect lol. and then it got worse. this is twitter’s end.
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