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The FBI was too busy going after PTA moms to notice that the Palestinian Islamic Jihad was setting up shop on college campuses.
Hamas is still holding Americans hostage. Biden would bring Palestinians home before Americans
Hamas is still holding Americans hostage. Biden would bring Palestinians home before Americans
I’m baffled that they can make these things taste just like vanilla ice cream with only 5 grams of sugar and 26 grams of protein. Seems too good to be true. Im not sure there won’t be a class action law suit in 20 years when we realize they causes mesothelioma, but I’ll enjoy…
Chit chat with the taxi driver complaining about increasing property taxes after a lot of public works in town, his conclusion: it’s the jews.
Sometimes you have to let out a big war woop and charge, even when heavily outnumbered. The enemy may scatter in shock, and then you win.
Sometimes you have to let out a big war woop and charge, even when heavily outnumbered. The enemy may scatter in shock, and then you win.
Oooh ohohohoho somebody just took a pallet to the head
“Oh benevolent colored overlords! Have mercy for us poor white sinners! Take all which your heart desires! No harm will come to you.” “Form up! Someone said something slightly disparaging about the Jews! Wait, what? They BLOCKED a Jew from the library???? Let’s FUCKING GO!”
I’m increasingly in favor of these campus clownfest cringe-Woodstocks (which are effectively deranged theater kids playing nursery games at adult daycare centers. It’s LARPjerking kabuki theater all the way around) going on as long as possible. In addition to exposing these…
County board vote allows Moriarty to hire outside counsel in Londregan case "The largest prosecution office in the state has no prosecutors ethically willing to handle the Mr. Londregan matter," MPPOA general counsel Imran Ali said in response. alphanews.org/county-board-v…
Pretty interesting window here into their deranged psychology. She starts out saying “please give us food” then pivots to “please allow us to have food,” then pivots again to “please commit to not preventing us from having food”—ridiculous on its face, because she admits having…
Pretty interesting window here into their deranged psychology. She starts out saying “please give us food” then pivots to “please allow us to have food,” then pivots again to “please commit to not preventing us from having food”—ridiculous on its face, because she admits having…
It’s the playoffs. Refs are swallowing their whistles and letting the players decide this one, as they should.
It’s the playoffs. Refs are swallowing their whistles and letting the players decide this one, as they should.
Ladies and gentlemen, the patriot smirk is back.
@desundial Just trying to give everyone a fair warning on college kids You could deal with 8 kids, 16 parents, & a bunch of neighbors for 1 house that will cash flow enough to buy your psychologist a condo in Park City Or you could buy a metal box
“this is, like, basic humanitarian aid we’re asking for” imagine growing up so rich you genuinely believe the absence of food delivery to your protest is oppression
“this is, like, basic humanitarian aid we’re asking for” imagine growing up so rich you genuinely believe the absence of food delivery to your protest is oppression
@LibertyUSA37 He's right. The teacher Salaries are over $100 K plus sweet benefits. The heck are they striking about? govsalaries.com/salaries/MN/la…
@LibertyUSA37 I like data. So I scrolled. And all the Gen Ed teachers make the exact same pay according to this chart. Thats odd.
Kristen Clarke, loony ideologue at DOJ on transgender issues, appears to have flat-out lied under oath during her confirmation process when she denied ever having been arrested. Per article, she was arrested in 2006 for attacking her then-husband with a knife and slicing his…
Kristen Clarke, loony ideologue at DOJ on transgender issues, appears to have flat-out lied under oath during her confirmation process when she denied ever having been arrested. Per article, she was arrested in 2006 for attacking her then-husband with a knife and slicing his…
Just a thought but is it possible that Joe Sixpack in Ohio struggling to pay his monthly farm mortgage isn't going to be too psyched about paying off the student debt of an American flag-burning, Hezbollah-supporting Columbia student majoring in Marxist poetry?
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@pastrychefpast @gran1te_mtn So make it an 80’s movie? 😆
"I need 22 broccoli permed mixed race teens, a hapa ig model, and the worst 'what is the meaning of life?' monologue ever written and I needed it yesterday!"
good for this kid but I watched the short film and it's the worst sort of tiktok netflix zoomerslop imaginable
1. 19yo Harvard Econ student Wesley Wang spends 2+ years on a short film 2. Posts the 12-min video on YouTube in Sept 3. Darren Aronofsky watches it in Oct and emails him “watched your film, can you drop out of Harvard?” 4. TriStar buy rights and Wang will adapt for big screen
@russian_cosmist Apathy towards life. Slave mentality.
@russian_cosmist Gotta be the lack of motivation to be a normal human being.
For anyone who says it’s safe… this is Penn’s campus over the past 4 days. There are countless other examples from Penn. This is also only one school, other universities have plenty more footage. 🧵
@CrimeWatchMpls @D7_Anderson was the only one who held the line. @JeffreyJLunde folded with little more than an evil eye and parental tone from dude in the front
@robshearer Shame on you! What an awful parent you are. They were told to leave & refused. There’s nothing peaceful about anti-Semitic pro-terrorist rioters who have unlawfully set up encampments, attacking Jewish students, saying Death to America, taking people hostage & worse.Bow your head…
@pastrychefpast @CrimeWatchMpls The club takes care of its own
13,838 students out of 36,649 at Columbia are foreign visas. Seems like a lot. isso.columbia.edu/content/statis…
@OsitaNwanevu You’re a whiny punk and an intellectual lightweight. That’s why you write for a 3rd tier shithole and have a career that no longer provides financial security nor professional stature.
As everyone knows, felony burglary is the sixth stage of grief.
Column by @laura_yuen: Did grief and trauma cause Minnesota state Sen. Nicole Mitchell to make the worst decision of her life? startribune.com/minnesota-sena…
President of the University of Chicago with the best statement yet on the protests: “I believe the protesters should also consider that an encampment, with all the etymological connections of the word to military origins, is a way of using force of a kind rather than reason to…
@theficouple Biden imported fentanyl to these places after exporting all their jobs to Wangchang, China.
If you ever wondered what you would’ve done in the Weimar/early Nazi days when Jews were being squeezed out of universities and polite society, with increasing antisemitic graffiti and vandalism, it’s what you’re doing now.
@feelsdesperate Sweet! I recently downloaded Merlin Bird ID to take up birding and planted my first fruit bearing plants this spring. My daughter has been asking to get a fishing pole and go fishing as well. I hope to take up as many racist hobbies as possible.