Hot Girl Ris @patchouli_farts
♎️♋️♑️ • Life is like cocaine, it can be blown any minute • Chicago, IL Joined September 2016-
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You know you’re on the right path when you can’t remember the last time you were involved intimately with a white boy.
Thinking about the pho I’m going to order when I wake up. 🦋
I’m truly considering buying one of those pregnancy body pillows. These are so LIT
Forever falling in love with @carolineplz over and over. open.spotify.com/track/4gsdYgnk…
For the record everyone, I’m okay. I’m just feeling bogged down by my friends drama. Don’t fuck your friend’s man and life will be okay. OR be a better liar. Happy Friday, y’all!
Ultimately, I feel extreme sadness and disappointment over all rage I may express. The curse of a cancer moon and Scorpio Mars, no? 💔
The worst thing you can do is ride for a person without all of the facts. How embarrassing.
Bitches be like: “I’m sorry, I made an assumption”…that makes everything worse, of course. Then be like: “ but leave me out of it”. BITCH YOURE LOCKED THE FUCK IN.
My life is like a low budget episode of real housewives. The cast members, minus myself, do not know how to reality tv and are much less glamorous. Tragic really.
Nissan Altima drivers, drive just as you would expect. Even while working for a driving service.
If you’re ever paired with someone who drives a Nissan Altima, just got ahead and cancel- wait for a different driver with a different car.
Went home, ate a sandwich and decided to be less upset and now I’m headed to QUEEN!!!!
Back in the house I go! Back in the house I stay!
You ever just like: I wish I had a panini press, I wish the men that were attracted to me didn’t have a fiancés, I wish I didn’t feel the need to redownload tinder, I wish I didn’t lay in a bed with a man telling me about their hinge, I wish I went home three hours ago 🤸🏽♂️😵💫🌪️🤡🤠
Not my father not remembering the 6 years of making me get my hair relaxed. Like didnt your wallet remember dropping damn near $300 a month on my head?
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