Anand V Patel @patel

Fighter of the Nightman. Champion of the Sun! Degrees in Biology, Medicine, & friendship for everyone. All opinions are my mom's. patela.com Williamsburg, VA | Dantali Joined November 2006

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Anand V Patel @patel

7 months ago

Hey Vir, When and where is "Happy Patel" going to be released? @thevirdas

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Anand V Patel @patel

3 years ago

I want to be cremated. It's most likely my only chance for achieving a smoking hot body.

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Anand V Patel @patel

3 years ago

Ladies, if he can't appreciate a good fruit joke, you need to let that mango.

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Anand V Patel @patel

3 years ago

Whiteboards are a remarkable technology.

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Anand V Patel @patel

3 years ago

I saw an innocent, unassuming picture hung up in a prison cell. I think it was framed.

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Anand V Patel @patel

3 years ago

Prey 2022 was an awesome movie. @AmberMidthunder plays @evilhag (Aubrey Plaza) as a Native American flirting with a predator alien. Best romance comedy of the year. #hulu

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Anand V Patel @patel

4 years ago

People : Don’t come back here with your BS. Me coming back with my BS:

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Anand V Patel @patel

5 years ago

Every single time.

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Anand V Patel @patel

5 years ago

I have the mom version of this girls dad:

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Anand V Patel @patel

5 years ago

This is a decent response from a former employer of a vile lady. #ChristianCooper #AmyCooper

Franklin Templeton @FTI_US

5 years ago

This is a decent response from a former employer of a vile lady. #ChristianCooper #AmyCooper

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Anand V Patel @patel

6 years ago

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.

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While trying hard to stay relevant, I came across the comedy of @findingnimesh. He is insanely funny. Over-the-top: was him giving his grandparents a track. Listen to "Head Nimesh in Charge." Apple, Spotify, Pandora, Amazon.

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Anand V Patel @patel

6 years ago

It's mind-boggling that some adorable kids have figured it out and some ugly adults still haven't.

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6 years ago

IMPORTANT

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Anand V Patel @patel

6 years ago

"Her eyes glistened in the moonlight like fresh gasoline puddles. They were the kind of eyes you could fall in... and summer in. And winter in, too". #SunnyFXX