Colleen Wilcox @patio_noise
Comic, Actor, Sympathetic Editor, Hopeful pessimist, Photographer, reluctant cook, shitty matchmaker, snarling liberal, happy commuter Southern California Joined March 2016-
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The disgusting fist bump is between Sen. Daines, R-MT, and Sen. Cruz, R-AH (ASSHOLE). Daines is every bit as bad, just not anywhere near as smart. Only these guys would fist bump when screwing over vets.
The disgusting fist bump is between Sen. Daines, R-MT, and Sen. Cruz, R-AH (ASSHOLE). Daines is every bit as bad, just not anywhere near as smart. Only these guys would fist bump when screwing over vets.
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Hells Yes! @RepKatiePorter
These times are a procrastinator’s worst nightmare. The bill has come due, my friends, the bill has come due.
This sounds like a good idea! They haven’t made aaaany horror movies about this...
I don’t think I use the word hodgepodge enough. Gonna have to put something together for that.
Just putting this out there—-that faceapp can go fuck itself. 😄
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‘You should be ashamed of yourselves.’ — Jon Stewart went off on Congress for not yet renewing the 9/11 Victim Compensation Fund
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She broke it down...
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⬇️⬇️♥️💔❤️♥️
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He got the job. For life. #KavanaughConfirmed
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Come watch me make crazy eyes live tonight @laughfactory_ch for verified_laughs Its a stand up competition you can also watch live on FB at 8PM! Great comics, huge laughs! #standup… instagram.com/p/BlGNrqBncd9/…
Kinda like a presidential administration—if it’s dirty on the outside, it’s dirty on the inside too.
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If Donald Trump can be president, Tom Arnold can be an investigative reporter. @TomArnold joins @TheLastWord tonight 10pm.
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I don’t understand why there IS a house chaplain TBH. But I’m guessing to remind politicians of human ethics and values, which was why this one was fired?
I don’t understand why there IS a house chaplain TBH. But I’m guessing to remind politicians of human ethics and values, which was why this one was fired?
RIP, Mitzi Shore. You will be missed and remembered. #MitziShore #TheComedyStore
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I just wanted to congratulate Vladimir Putin on a hard fought election victory. Even when you've killed some of your opponents and put the others in jail it's still a marvelous achievement.
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It’s sad that the NRA is tougher on kids walking out of school to support gun control than a kid walking into a school with an AR-15.
Is it terrible that I’m also judging the Olympic skaters on wedgie size...
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