Patrick Wallace @patrickjwallace
Los Angeles, CA Joined October 2019-
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me hyping myself up every time I see my reflection:
NEVER EVERFUCKING GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS HOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
@dominos really has the nerve to send me notifications about their $5.99 deal like I don’t already think about it every day ???
Cant decide between Coachella Weekend 1 or World War 3 Feeling: Conflicted 😥
Happy New Year 🎊🎆🎈
Watching shark tank with a bottle of champagne , a truly WILD New Year’s Eve
@Ali_Appelbaum I don’t think anyone does, we’re all just wasting time until 2019 is over lmao
Chris Evans in Knives Out is so fine he can dislocate all my limbs and kill my family
@Ali_Appelbaum hmm seems to be the opposite of your problem lmao
Finding gay girls that just wanna hook up is fucking impossible...... no I don’t wanna fucking marry you and no I don’t wanna be your friend!!! I WANT SOME TOP
Does anyone know if Costco sells giant bulk packs of chapstick? Anyone ?
People who aggressively walk into a shop and demand IMMEDIATE service baffle me. I’ll straight up spend two whole weeks at a Starbucks waiting for a barista to notice me
I love impulsively uprooting my life and quitting my job, it really gets me going, you gotta try it
Can’t overstate how much I love the rain.
my spotify year in review is horrible. just absolutely trash music and i have no one to blame but myself
Me: oh YEah? would a depressed person do THIS ?😤🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 * waves magician cape, and lays down in unmade bed with laundry on it to take an afternoon nap and wakes up when it’s dark out* My therapist: yes.
guys LOOK AT THE MOON RIGHT NOW 😍
nobody: water signs:
Haunted house where you just keep stepping in puddles while wearing socks
Friend zoning: archaic, sad, ineffective Son-zoning: wholesome, loving, inescapable. You wanna date me? Too bad, you’re my son now.
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