La Swan Negra @pharraperry
these are opinions stated with the confidence of being fact the weird part of the internet Joined February 2012-
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When I tell you this has me in TEARS!!!!
stop calling them boneless wings ok they are chicken nuggets.
i think about how amelia bedelia would do bottomless mimosas more than i care to admit.
Hardest I’ve laughed in weeks.
SLUTS (sexy ladies under tremendous stress)
All the things American voters want and these fools are up there banning TikTok.
People that board planes raw are so brave. You don’t have any possessions beyond your phone and wallet that need to make this journey?
Lyft driver after pulling up playing the Thong Song at volume level 100: IS THIS TOO LOUD?! It is 7am.
Overheard on a flight Flight attendant: "Do you want overnight oats?" Passenger: "Why are you selling us food from last night?"
OutKast: I’m sorry Miss Jackson You:
OutKast: I’m sorry Miss Jackson You:
one mo’ gen by mariah carey
one mo’ gen by mariah carey https://t.co/x5qimjD4kd
Sometimes I post 🔥under people’s photos. They think I’m saying it’s fire, but really I’m saying “burn this picture, ugly”.
People that let blankets that they sleep on drag on the floor terrify me because we do not have the same fears.
Leaving the bathroom stall to wash my hands next to the other public bathroom pooper
Lowkey feel bad for Caitlin Clark because if she performs poorly in these first few games people will never shut up about it
who in their right mind would build a bear into this world right now???
Today on a work call I let the real me slip in and attributed a fake quote to Ghandi. I had to reveal that I made the quote up once I realized people had taken me seriously.
Just went to the local library…. They have so many places to sit.. free books and movies and CDs.. free printers.. meeting rooms… game boards & nightly events…. wtf… you guys might be missing out on your local library
I’ve shenanned before… and I’ll shenanigan
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Nobody: Cynthia from Rugrats:
native spanish speaker: You speak spanish? black people: Un poquito
When I tell you this has me in TEARS!!!!
Can somebody please come and help? I have gotten myself into a small jam!
Kicking off the birthday celebrations of the year!! 🎉❤️❤️ #demkids #roeroe #rockytobefeaturedlater
Toxic by Britney Spears you will always be THAT song
Mariah chewed this I'm sorry. Only the real ones get it, issa BOP
The melodic breakup anthem: GTFO by Mariah Carey 👑🔥
The Celebration of Mimi may be over (for now!) but 🎶 I know that you’ll be back, baby 🎶 💕 Thank you to my incredible team for putting this show together and to my unparalleled fans for coming to celebrate with me! 🎉🦋❤️ See you in July, Vegas!!
stop calling them boneless wings ok they are chicken nuggets.
i think about how amelia bedelia would do bottomless mimosas more than i care to admit.
One of the biggest challenges in the workplace is trying not to eat your lunch before 10 am
Nigga moving like Omarion
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So is she gonna be "Zendaya Holland" or is he going to become "Tom"
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Did a germ write this
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Hardest I’ve laughed in weeks.
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