Phil Mac @philmacattack
if it's awkward and doesn't happen to people, it's probably my life Cleverville Joined June 2010-
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Twitter does not alleviate enough boredom to justify this level of narcissism
Gogol party in the coconut van #startwearingpurple #gypsypunkrevolution
I want to start speaking in cockney slang
"nah man, morals and standards won't get you laid. You'd be better off with whiskey and lies"
Twitters back up because I'm bored as fuck in this coconut van. Welcome to my thoughts
It seems you were under the impression that being smart and being a complete idiot were mutually exclusive character traits #yeahthatsme
Its so weird, everyone keeps spelling the word 'fastidious', 'OCD'. #you'reanidiotgetavocabulary
What? No, that wasn't a joke, that was just a story about my life.
kick kick shuffle shuffle back to sea cliff beach, with smoke on my lips and my quest in reach #dispatchremix
Shagga, cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats! "There are no goats halfman" Well make do! #got #shaggawillfeedyourcocktoagoat
Go see The Raid: Redemption. Shit makes "Machete" look like "Kung-Fu Panda". #TheRaid
Did fire island just get a whole lot bigger? #longislandproblems
Dear Random Facebook friend, You didnt post any pictures of food today. Did you eat? I'm concerned. Please post pics so i can stop worrying
The ticket machine gave me sacajaweeas as change and now i feel like a pirate #longislandproblems
So fuckin ugly you could make some stop fapping on chatroulette
you've got your hair permed, you've got your red dress on, screamin that second gear was such a turn on... #summerintheair
Here you go fuckers, new EP! facebook.com/gramatik/posts…
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