Andy Borowitz @BorowitzReport

Just in time for the election, The Borowitz Report is now an independent newsletter. Subscribe for free at https://t.co/85iPMB9j0M BorowitzReport.com USA Joined November 2008

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Olivia Gentile @oliviafgentile

6 days ago

I'm grateful to @typeinvestigate, @thisisinsider, @crfeldman, and @estherbrooklyn for their support in pursuing this difficult story about #familycourt and #ParentalAlienation. Here it is: typeinvestigations.org/investigation/…

Type Investigations @typeinvestigate

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Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw

a month ago

The great @BorowitzReport is finally back — just in time for what Andy Borowitz rightly calls the “shitshow” that the 2024 election promises to be! Subscribe to The Borowitz Report borowitzreport.com/?utm_campaign=…

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Edward Luce @EdwardGLuce

2 years ago

"Much as the great lampooners of late 18th-century London helped expose ruling excesses, Borowitz’s withering mockery is a weapon against the creeping authoritarianism of early 21st-century America." My review of @BorowitzReport's new book. ft.com/content/d23dfc…

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Markos Moulitsas @markos

170K Followers 1K Following Founder of Daily Kos, co-founder https://t.co/BRQK0f12oC, co-founder Vox Media. Now podcasting!

Rocky Mountain Mike @RockyMntnMike

28K Followers 5K Following Not a parody account, but an account by the parody guy.

Washington Post columnist, Georgetown prof, Brookings senior fellow. Author of “Code Red” and Co-Author of “100% Democracy: The Case for Universal Voting.”

EJ Dionne @EJDionne

185K Followers 3K Following Washington Post columnist, Georgetown prof, Brookings senior fellow. Author of “Code Red” and Co-Author of “100% Democracy: The Case for Universal Voting.”

Comic, CoCreator: The Daily Show. Podcast: Feminist Buzzkills Live, drops Fridays. She/Her #AbortionAF Booking:leslie@theshipmanagency.com Views my own.

Lizz "Insufferable We.. @lizzwinstead

127K Followers 4K Following Comic, CoCreator: The Daily Show. Podcast: Feminist Buzzkills Live, drops Fridays. She/Her #AbortionAF Booking:[email protected] Views my own.

Husband, father; author (of books on FDR, Obama and Carter); MSNBC analyst; documentary filmmaker; columnist; founder, https://t.co/EzVqSYgSWW

Jonathan Alter @jonathanalter

112K Followers 890 Following Husband, father; author (of books on FDR, Obama and Carter); MSNBC analyst; documentary filmmaker; columnist; founder, https://t.co/EzVqSYgSWW

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37K Followers 1K Following Competitive bodybuilder. Oxford comma user. Disney parks nut. Bon vivant. Radio guy.

Travis Bone @TheRealTBone

19K Followers 2K Following Former EP for @stephmillershow. Pop culture/political junkie

Former columnist & editorial writer at NY Times with 13 years as a foreign correspondent based in Tokyo, Rome & Jerusalem. Lived in the palazzo you see here.

Clyde Haberman @ClydeHaberman

32K Followers 4K Following Former columnist & editorial writer at NY Times with 13 years as a foreign correspondent based in Tokyo, Rome & Jerusalem. Lived in the palazzo you see here.

Writer, cartoonist, enthusiast of excreta-related humor. Tweets represent ONLY views of my employers. Personally, I disavow them. https://t.co/gZTTO89CA5

Gene Weingarten @geneweingarten

23K Followers 851 Following Writer, cartoonist, enthusiast of excreta-related humor. Tweets represent ONLY views of my employers. Personally, I disavow them. https://t.co/gZTTO89CA5

Editor-in-chief @NationalMemo, editor-at-large @typeinvestigates, senior fellow @TypeMediaCenter, #author, father, etc. Standard retweet disclaimer applies.

Joe Conason @JoeConason

21K Followers 3K Following Editor-in-chief @NationalMemo, editor-at-large @typeinvestigates, senior fellow @TypeMediaCenter, #author, father, etc. Standard retweet disclaimer applies.

The Political Junkie. Former NPR, ABC News, Hotline, Camp Lokanda. Junkie podcast/column/ScuttleButton have all returned!
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Ken Rudin @kenrudin

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'Both Sides'? One tried to overthrow U.S.Govt while other wants more Democracy. 2023-2024 will be a choice: PROGRESS or EXTREMISM? Founder, Mark Green.

ShadowingDC @ShadowingDC

57K Followers 281 Following 'Both Sides'? One tried to overthrow U.S.Govt while other wants more Democracy. 2023-2024 will be a choice: PROGRESS or EXTREMISM? Founder, Mark Green.

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Author 13 books, now award-winning director of 3 PBS docs. Films: Atomic Cover-up, Memorial Day Massacre, The First Attack Ads, all w/ companion books.

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“The Republicans have gone from Abraham Lincoln to Sarah Palin to Donald Trump. No wonder they don’t believe in evolution.

KARR 💙 @Kathy_R_R

3K Followers 3K Following “The Republicans have gone from Abraham Lincoln to Sarah Palin to Donald Trump. No wonder they don’t believe in evolution." —Andy Borowitz

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Daniel M. Kowalski @dkbib

9K Followers 10K Following Editor-in-Chief, Bender's Immigration Bulletin; Online Content Editor/Contributor, LexisNexis Immigration Law Community 🗽🕊🌊

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170K Followers 1K Following Founder of Daily Kos, co-founder https://t.co/BRQK0f12oC, co-founder Vox Media. Now podcasting!

EJ Dionne @EJDionne

185K Followers 3K Following Washington Post columnist, Georgetown prof, Brookings senior fellow. Author of “Code Red” and Co-Author of “100% Democracy: The Case for Universal Voting.”

Lizz "Insufferable We.. @lizzwinstead

127K Followers 4K Following Comic, CoCreator: The Daily Show. Podcast: Feminist Buzzkills Live, drops Fridays. She/Her #AbortionAF Booking:[email protected] Views my own.

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112K Followers 890 Following Husband, father; author (of books on FDR, Obama and Carter); MSNBC analyst; documentary filmmaker; columnist; founder, https://t.co/EzVqSYgSWW

Travis Bone @TheRealTBone

19K Followers 2K Following Former EP for @stephmillershow. Pop culture/political junkie

Joe Conason @JoeConason

21K Followers 3K Following Editor-in-chief @NationalMemo, editor-at-large @typeinvestigates, senior fellow @TypeMediaCenter, #author, father, etc. Standard retweet disclaimer applies.

The Mike Malloy Show @MikeMalloyShow

13K Followers 849 Following

NYer in Florida @JesseLaGreca

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Chief Marketing Officer ➩ @cloudhq_net growing it from 127k to 10M+ accounts. I talk about #SaaS #Marketing #SEO #Product #UX #politics and #memes for laughs

Naomi @nassaraf

15K Followers 12K Following Chief Marketing Officer ➩ @cloudhq_net growing it from 127k to 10M+ accounts. I talk about #SaaS #Marketing #SEO #Product #UX #politics and #memes for laughs

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Journalist, writer, photographer, history buff; former opinion columnist, newspaper editor. Biased toward truth, facts, democracy, justice.

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A political activist who is foolish enough to believe change comes slowly, gradually, incrementally, and suddenly.

It is always how it happened.

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Jon Sternfeld @JonSternfeld

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Greg Linden @greglinden

3K Followers 183 Following an internet relic, on mastodon @[email protected], glinden on bluesky

Contributing editor, Daily Kos. Recently retired doctor. Personal account, reflecting my own view. https://t.co/MFW4T52r3U @demfromct.bsky.social

Greg Dworkin @DemFromCT

23K Followers 2K Following Contributing editor, Daily Kos. Recently retired doctor. Personal account, reflecting my own view. https://t.co/MFW4T52r3U @demfromct.bsky.social

Author of Patriots of Two Nations, media commentator, host of @DastardlyCleverness podcast, composer/producer (https://t.co/pZlnVJdhLD).

Spencer Critchley @scritchley

1K Followers 789 Following Author of Patriots of Two Nations, media commentator, host of @DastardlyCleverness podcast, composer/producer (https://t.co/pZlnVJdhLD).

Sportswriter who has been to ballgames in 54 major-league parks and has worked in Chicago, L.A., Atlanta, Ft. Lauderdale and Boston. Never gets old.

Gordon Edes @GordonEdes

78K Followers 967 Following Sportswriter who has been to ballgames in 54 major-league parks and has worked in Chicago, L.A., Atlanta, Ft. Lauderdale and Boston. Never gets old.

Sal Gilbertie @GilbertieSal

7K Followers 2K Following Sal Gilbertie CEO Teucrium Trading, LLC. Three decades of experience in agricultural commodities.

Founder and CEO of the Inclusive Abundance Initiative: https://t.co/2N11JTBvya,#HistoryOfScience,❤️🏃🏻‍♂️🚴🏻‍♂️🥾,26.2 in 2:59:29,3 boys w/@leorahorwitzmd

Derek Kaufman @EconDerek

2K Followers 2K Following Founder and CEO of the Inclusive Abundance Initiative: https://t.co/2N11JTBvya,#HistoryOfScience,❤️🏃🏻‍♂️🚴🏻‍♂️🥾,26.2 in 2:59:29,3 boys w/@leorahorwitzmd

Linda Salecker @spikechicago

2K Followers 3K Following left-wing liberal, science nerd, life-long vegetarian, love loud rock music. ☮️❤️She/her/hers

Democrat for U.S. Congress Texas District 6. Financial advisor, former Midland City Council member, and past president of the Texas Municipal League.

John Love @LoveForTX

3K Followers 2K Following Democrat for U.S. Congress Texas District 6. Financial advisor, former Midland City Council member, and past president of the Texas Municipal League.

I'll never let you down, provided your expectations are sufficiently low.

Occasional Parody.

#GOBUCKS

Bipolar w/PTSD

Same name on other platforms.

#RESIST

The Dude Tweets. A lo.. @DudeTweetsALot

15K Followers 13K Following I'll never let you down, provided your expectations are sufficiently low. Occasional Parody. #GOBUCKS Bipolar w/PTSD Same name on other platforms. #RESIST

Alexios @Mantzarlis

9K Followers 4K Following Itinerant Greco-Roman. In love with two cities and one wonderful woman.

Ran 4 Congress ‘17. Family Doc. #DemCastCA. Resistance with a side of irony & humor. Politics, Singing, Accordion, Theater, Books, Cats, Fitness, French.

Dr. Kathie Allen @kathieallenmd

22K Followers 884 Following Ran 4 Congress ‘17. Family Doc. #DemCastCA. Resistance with a side of irony & humor. Politics, Singing, Accordion, Theater, Books, Cats, Fitness, French.

Tony from Daville @from_daville

2K Followers 4K Following Silent observer of marching band mom’s quirky humor

Hollis C Chandler (I).. @inwithinman

36K Followers 1K Following Trucker,land-baron , but one of Maine’s dumbest hicks apparently

Olivia Gentile @oliviafgentile

6 months ago

This short documentary, which we published this morning, was upsetting to work on and will likely be upsetting to watch. But children's lives are at stake. youtu.be/qMoqgAdgjTc?si…

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Steven M. Bellovin @SteveBellovin

a year ago

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Teri Spector ☮️ @TeriSpector

a year ago

@RonFilipkowski .@BorowitzReport

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JaneForReal @janedare

a year ago

@BorowitzReport l just finished listening to Profiles in Ignorance yesterday. Wow! Incredible!! Love your memories/research and above all your snark! Can't wait for Volume 2: Newt Gingrich, Man or Myth? Great thanks for writing this incredible book!

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Jennifer Gunsaullus, PhD @DrJennsDen

a year ago

“Trump pledged, ‘We’re gonna perpetrate so much, you’re gonna get tired of perpetrating.’” 😂 Trump to Try for Historic Third Impeachment newyorker.com/humor/borowitz… via @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

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Miriam—What Didn't Kill Me Made Me Stranger—Solon @zombiehotflash

a year ago

@elonmusk & #Assholini should be the cure for anyone's imposter syndrome, nevermind all the dunces mentioned in @BorowitzReport's "Profiles in Ignorance."

soul nate @MNateShyamalan

a year ago

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

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Signe Johansen @SigneSJohansen

a year ago

@mortenmorland Recently listened to @BorowitzReport’s Profiles in Ignorance which was terrific (and finished on a hopeful note 💁‍♀️): audible.co.uk/pd?asin=B09TWY…

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Rachaele Raynoff @thoughtsin2type

a year ago

Could not survive another go round with TFG if not for @BorowitzReport headlines.

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Bay Area for Bernie @BayArea4Bernie

a year ago

@BorowitzReport sums it up nicely. 🤣🤣🤣 newyorker.com/humor/borowitz…

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🇺🇦Chris can't even. Expand SCOTUS🇺🇦 @cclarke52

a year ago

Andy @BorowitzReport sees through to the Former Guy's core desire: newyorker.com/humor/borowitz…

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John Presta @MrGrassroots

a year ago

Clearly Labeled: THIS IS SATIRE from the @BorowitzReport. I would say @KariLake should have at least been awarded #MissCongeniality. why? Because she certainly made the other contestants very happy. #MissCongenialityKariLake newyorker.com/humor/borowitz…

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Bobby Parker @LegionBobo

a year ago

On point as always, @BorowitzReport! 😂😂 newyorker.com/humor/borowitz…

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🌻 #SCOTUSLIED #AbortionIsHealthcare @RbgGhostof

a year ago

@BorowitzReport Trumpo wants to be the BESTEST on impeachments. Bigly historic three of them. newyorker.com/humor/borowitz…

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Daniele Angrisani @putino

a year ago

Il @BorowitzReport (una sorta di @lercionotizie all’americana) ironizza sulla ricandidatura di Trump a presidente affermando che intende farsi mettere sotto impeachment per una storica terza volta. newyorker.com/humor/borowitz…

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George Hahn @georgehahn

a year ago

Trump to Try for Historic Third Impeachment | ⁦@BorowitzReport⁩ newyorker.com/humor/borowitz…

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Paddy O'Mugwump ⚠️ @PatrickDowns

a year ago

Trump to Try for Historic Third Impeachment❗ The @BorowitzReport: Stating that “no one’s ever done this before,” Donald J. Trump announced plans to be impeached for a historic third time. newyorker.com/humor/borowitz… via @NewYorker

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Bob Moriarty 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 @BobMoriartyABQ

a year ago

@BorowitzReport - a much needed laugh

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Pourvu qu'elles soient douces.... @DavidWa53158736

a year ago

@BorowitzReport Got chatting to an old man on the train from Boston to an Iraqi immigrant on Saturday, he was reading your book and recommended it to me!

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Larry O. Dean @larryodean

a year ago

Trump to Try for Historic Third Impeachment ⁦@BorowitzReport⁩ newyorker.com/humor/borowitz…

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SeánMoncrieff @SeanMoncrieff

a year ago

On the show today: @BorowitzReport on stupid American politicians; How to: do an FOI request; @PatrickFreyne1 on the Christmas Ads; Leaving nursing for the circus; Building a 1000-year old roundhouse; @ImJoannaFortune with parenting...