FortyCS @phlinked

Born at the outer end of a small galaxy called the Milky Way. Joined March 2013

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God @TheTweetOfGod

4 years ago

Facts are what beliefs want to be when they grow up.

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…wo ist eigentlich die ganze Zeit hin, die wir durch Digitalisierung sparen? Müssten wir nicht sau viel Freizeit haben dadurch, dass wir alles liefern lassen, alles streamen, alles von zuhause aus erledigen können???? WO IST DIESE ZEIT HIN???????

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FortyCS @phlinked

4 years ago

Your behaviour really is your neighbours’ business: You are more likely to infect other people if unvaccinated. Some will fall gravely ill & die. And the unjabbed will swamp health service, causing lot of deaths. economist.com/leaders/2021/1… from @TheEconomist economist.com/leaders/2021/1…

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kyle @kylelove2tweet

5 years ago

ok now reduce your fraction

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Sarah Manavis @sarahmanavis

5 years ago

How the fuck did I only just find out the home icon on this app is a FUCKING birdhouse????? Absolutely fuck this

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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

6 years ago

Evidence that Humans are smarter than Cats: We don’t chase Laser dots on the carpet. Nor do we fear Vacuum Cleaners.

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God @TheTweetOfGod

6 years ago

Somewhere in China there's a bat getting high-fives from every other animal he sees.

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

6 years ago

The longer this goes on, the harder it's going to be to return to a society where pants are required.

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The Onion @TheOnion

6 years ago

Best Methods For Staying Safe From Coronavirus trib.al/KrS0Bfr

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Tomáš Bella @kvasinka

6 years ago

Experts recommend keeping your daily rituals even while working from home.

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FortyCS @phlinked

6 years ago

Danke @BERNMOBIL , dass ihr im #winter jedes #tram auf 23 Grad heizt. Fürs gute #Klima. Ein paar Kleiderhaken für die dicken Wintersachen wären einfach noch gut. Oder gleich eine Garderobe an jeder Türe zum Umziehen.

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The Onion @TheOnion

6 years ago

China Locks Down 6 Cities To Combat Coronavirus trib.al/bOhNq00 #WhatDoYouThink?

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Sarah Beattie @nachosarah

6 years ago

well we technically only impeached him

CNBC @CNBC

6 years ago

well we technically only impeached him

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Sarah Beattie @nachosarah

6 years ago

remember when we couldn’t have a female president because she would be too emotional

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

6 years ago

remember when we couldn’t have a female president because she would be too emotional

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Sarah Beattie @nachosarah

6 years ago

don’t forget to flush

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

6 years ago

don’t forget to flush

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CNN @CNN

6 years ago

Microsoft Flight Simulator will return in 2020 with a reboot. Here's a look back at the evolution of the beloved PC-based game, from 1982 to now. cnn.it/2VU3JBL

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Stefan Niggemeier @niggi

6 years ago

Ich habe der Pressestelle von @axelspringer eine naheliegende Frage zur @BILD-Berichterstattung über den Täter von #Halle gestellt. Ich habe trotz Nachfrage keine Antwort bekommen.