Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin

I feel like Covid has been on an elliptical machine listening to Fighter by Christina Aguilera for the last 6 months. #newyearnewcovid #Covid_19 #OmicronVarient

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Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin

5 years ago

#cdc #COVID19

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Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin

6 years ago

Listen @POTUS, being grounded and having your phone taken away is just part of growing up. #TrumpBanned

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With simple but effective imagery on top of The National’s iconic cathedral organ and horn section, “Epiphany” is a PTSD anthem for everyone that has been deeply traumatized by the Covid-19 crisis. That’s what Taylor Swift did while we were all bitching. #Folklore

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Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin

6 years ago

I’ve dropped #kanye2020 a few times over the past few years and I just want to clarify to people, specifically Kanye West, that I was not serious.

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Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin

7 years ago

@SteveLandrum @ChickfilA I think that’s probably a fair assessment.

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Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin

7 years ago

@SteveLandrum They’re too nice. They act like robots. I have thoughts

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Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin

7 years ago

Btw let’s take a moment of silence to honor comedians in the 90s. All they had to work with was the OJ trial and Clinton scandal. They didn’t get low hanging fruit like ‘the leader of the free world is a reality tv star and disease & oversized killer bees are ravaging the planet’

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C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily

7 years ago

“Everyone thinks forgiveness is a lovely idea until he has something to forgive.”

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Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin

7 years ago

Everyone needs to calm down. This happened before in Egypt. This is just you’re typical fulfillment of Revelation 16. Just make sure your earthquake kit is ready to go and your first born is in a safe location. #NBD #plagues #murderhornets #disease

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Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin

7 years ago

Woman: What cologne are you wearing? Me: oh that’s ‘crisp linen’ by Lysol. #nowpleasestepaway

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C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily

7 years ago

“What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are.” – C.S Lewis

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Sumerlin Brandon @phsumerlin

7 years ago

I wish I had known there was going to be such a high demand for inspirational piano pieces that pair well with ‘in these uncertain times’. #composerproblems