Jessica ❄ @polyjesspotion

I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? instagram.com/mariano_jessic… MANILA || TARLAC Joined August 2012

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Your Favourite Cat Page @catgoesviral

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Lisa @lisathebeauty1

a month ago

The delivery fee is where I decide if I really want it😭

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🪼 @objtgritante

2 months ago

vcs nao entendem quando eu comecei a torcer pela rybakina a vida dela era assim. e agora ela é numero 1 do mundo. i used to pray for times like this

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Bettercallpaul @UncoPol

2 months ago

How government employees look at you when you genuinely inquire about the services they are employed to offer

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ًً @carazrma

2 months ago

i love rooting for almost all wta players but only rooting for carlos from atp side

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callie ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @sillybilly11256

2 months ago

millions must scratch

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sofi 😊 @the_odditty

2 months ago

Over 3.5 million views on TikTok and no guys I didn’t end up wearing the corset out 😭😭 I chose my life

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Jessica ❄ @polyjesspotion

2 months ago

@CampElang @NoliEala what a dumb take. it’s an energy drink. how is it different from players eating/drinking other electrolyte drinks and energy gels?

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Ang akin lang naman, sinabi na ng PAG-ASA na Monday-Wednesday will be the worst days of the Habagat this week, probably worse than last week’s. Hindi ba naisip ng gobyerno na more than two weeks na tayo inuulan which means bukod sa saturated ang lupa, the flood control systems have also been working continuously for two weeks now and further raining might overwhelm the land and the flood control systems? Instead of preemptively suspending work and school, lahat nakapasok. At ngayon, lahat umuuwi habang patuloy na tumataas ang baha… which means these people are now also stuck in an unmoving traffic!!! What a failure from top down. Nagsuspend for safety pero are the people now really safe traversing the flooded waters (IF they can even do so dahil di na nga gumagalaw ang traffic).

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femiiiiii. @femiiiszn

3 months ago

do I love sleep? yes. do I go to sleep on time? no.

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Amber 🦋 @geeyanii

5 months ago

For a country that prides itself as the largest Catholic/Christian country in Asia, so many Filipinos are so morally bankrupt and corrupt.

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໊ @buffys

6 months ago

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

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jynx @miiagarro

7 months ago

don't ask me for relationship advice bc i'll tell you to kill him

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sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

7 months ago

Being an adult is gaining and losing the same 10 pounds for the rest of your life.

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@ @anthraxxxx

7 months ago

Legend

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Claudiopoi @claudiopoy

8 months ago

Is it seriously a good idea to elect someone whose main motivation for running is to exact revenge on her/their political enemy? Seryoso, nakakapagod nang pumagitna sa mga pamilyang nagbabangayan kasi hindi naman ito nakakatulong sa bayan at sa ating lahat. Di pa ba kayo pagod?