Alan Si @projectalan

Mildly hilarious, formerly athletic, great hair; requires validation from strangers otherwise will become depressed. Allergic to puns. San Francisco, CA Joined May 2011

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Alan Si @projectalan

5 months ago

Girlfriend: How’s your other girlfriend doing? Me: Which one? 😏 Girlfriend: Claude Code. Me: 🙄

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Overheard my girlfriend on the phone with her mom: “Mom, you have to stop cooking with seed oils. Do you know how bad those are for you? Seriously.” Three hours later: “I really want Taco Bell. Want to split a Crunchwrap? Also can we get sweet treat after?”

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Alan Si @projectalan

5 months ago

Just got off a call with a recruiter at a top AI startup. Recruiter: “We’re only 5 days in-office.” Me: “Only 5?” Recruiter: “Yes! You get to work the whole day from from home on Sundays.” Me: "How thoughtful 😏"

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Cory Klippsten 🦢 Swan.com @CorySwan

4 years ago

Heck of a line-up! Congrats on this @nytimes @dealbook, seriously.

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

5 years ago

Let’s make Twitter maximum fun!

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John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions

5 years ago

2 Russians have destroyed my portfolio over the last month

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Josh @JoshuaOgundu

5 years ago

This is my kind of petty

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Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl

6 years ago

SERIOUS VID (NOT A JOKE OR PRANK)

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Chairman @WSBChairman

6 years ago

This man speaking straight facts

Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente

6 years ago

We’re just making up rules as we go here. This is some Goodell level treachery. #DDTG

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Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia

7 years ago

Kay.

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iamtheREALMURPHDAWG @RealMurphdog916

7 years ago

When Erin Andrews husband walks by the TV when he hears Jimmy G call his wife “baby” x.com/iAmYart/status…

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Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54

7 years ago

How Vince Carter serving dudes

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BroBible @BroBible

7 years ago

Marcus Morris ejected for slamming Justin Anderson across the head with ball 😂😂😂 (via @BleacherReport x.com/BleacherReport…

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Alan Si @projectalan

7 years ago

I enjoy quality, ad-free sports coverage on The Athletic, and you can too! Subscribe to The Athletic with this link to get 40% off: theathletic.com/checkout?pc=ra…

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Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney

7 years ago

This. Not only proof of evolution, but proof animals are better than us. Wait for it. x.com/LCbasecamp/sta…

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John Krasinski @johnkrasinski

7 years ago

Game 7! Let’s do this!!! #NHL #StanleyCup @jennafischer

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Cameron DaSilva @camdasilva

8 years ago

Ted Rath constantly has to pull Sean McVay back toward the sideline to avoid getting run over by zebras 😂 (via @NFLFilms)

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Alan Si @projectalan

8 years ago

Enter the #GOATBlackFriday Raffle for your chance to win the most coveted sneakers and other prizes. @goatapp goat.app.link/3kMjPT95XR

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Barstool Sports @barstoolsports

8 years ago

Byron Leftwich named Arizona Cardinals offensive coordinator. Never forget the time he was carried downfield during a drive with a broken leg. #FootballGuy @PardonMyTake