alex @promise_void

proud haver of two elbows 🇬🇧 edi Joined April 2020

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Citizen Three Seventeen @trishgstreet

2 days ago

@_celia_bedelia_ Sperm is made fresh daily…

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2 days ago

Once in my drunken youth I accidentally damaged a menu in a bar and rather carelessly hid it in the crack of the sofa in the booth we were at. We return years later and it’s still there

remand chic @our_jesse

3 days ago

Once in my drunken youth I accidentally damaged a menu in a bar and rather carelessly hid it in the crack of the sofa in the booth we were at. We return years later and it’s still there

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3 days ago

My fave political cartoons are the ones where the allegories are so bad they have to label everything

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5 days ago

What are you doing in there I need to use the bathroom

GBABY⭐️ @GabbyGirlllll

6 days ago

What are you doing in there I need to use the bathroom

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박병식 @stupidumbhole

6 days ago

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I have come to terms with newspapers’ “accept cookies or pay” (but I do not accept) cos that’s just the newspapers but it’s actually obscene bbc good food does it?? I know they’re technically a separate entity or something but it still feels really bad

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alex @promise_void

7 days ago

You can really tell when tech bros don’t know what they’re talking about because there’s the whole they don’t know what they don’t know element. Like they’ll let slip a very big gap in knowledge because they don’t even know the gap is there

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christover @bored2die

a week ago

U have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible

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a week ago

Where are all the good men gone and where are all the gods…. Where’s the streetwise Twerkules to fight the rising odds…

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a week ago

To all the bros out there whose rods perfectly match mine

Zack D. Films @zackdfilms1

2 weeks ago

To all the bros out there whose rods perfectly match mine

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2 weeks ago

Really into amaretto sours recently… what does this say about me

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2 weeks ago

Just like old times

dille @nescartridges

2 weeks ago

Just like old times

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2 weeks ago

I hate tech bros so much you dont have to pretend to hate oop just because the ffmpeg guy is popular right now!!!

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2 weeks ago

Sometimes you just have to go goblin mode and be naked while you clean the shower? Is that weird? I feel like I wouldn’t get stuck in as much if im worried about ruining clothes and I hate the feeling of wearing wet clothes

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2 weeks ago

Why is the inside of Flanders mouth yellow

Simpsons Daily Glavins @simpsons_DG

2 weeks ago

Why is the inside of Flanders mouth yellow

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2 weeks ago

Twice forgotten to tap off the tram 🙃

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2 weeks ago

Still really do not get the John Lewis motto “never knowingly undersold” because like…. It just feels so off…. Obviously shit happens in a business and you can only ever be “knowingly 99.99999%” but you don’t focus on the 0.0…1% in your motto ffs