Funhouse Mirror Inhabitant @protagonistofX
A human. Allegedly. United States Joined December 2025-
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Me every single night
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i sat completely silent on a branch for 8 hours straight and just hooted
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No. There’s only up from here.
Nobody said it doesn’t work, but people skip ads constantly, so they hate those too. Unless of course they’re entertaining.
If people hate manipulation, why does advertising work?
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when I say ‘chat’ it’s because i’m referring to the imaginary twitch chat that is constantly observing me not chatgpt
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The food at the dreadfort tastes like missing people
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if you haven't cried over a past relationship or old friend since Venus stationed retrograde, you should donate your body to science
@frieren_babe The old bird app logo
@smallcutekitten Stop, I’m crying 🥲
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If you’re a girl with a sense of humor & an ounce of optimism they’ll literally kill you
“The Boys” bc ppl kept telling me I’d get obsessed with Homelander
you ever see a media you 100% know you’ll love so instead of getting into it like a normal person you actually avoid it at all costs
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This will get me hate, but I never liked the depiction or portrayal of Voldemort in the movies, and I was obsessed with him.
Not so scary, right? 😳
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Last night a guy asked me how old I was and I said 3 thousand
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If you haven’t killed at least four versions of yourself, you will not like interacting with me.
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Jon joining the nights watch at 14
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