Emily Porter-Salmon @pseudanonymous

I am 37 years old and wear glasses. And paint pictures. And some other stuff. I'm also a professional over-educated nerd @signsalad. All tweets my own. emilyportersalmon.com Body: London. Soul: Birmingham Joined March 2011

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Janey Godley @JaneyGodley

2 years ago

Andrew Tate “why are women dry around me?”

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Ron Gilbert - Not here anymore, on Mastodon now @grumpygamer

3 years ago

Mastodon is a train wreck. Someone needs to build a twitter clone… nothing fancy, just like twitter and allow you to grab your twitter handle. I know python, I'll see what I can whip up this weekend. According to Musk it's not that hard and doesn't take a lot of people.

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John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch

3 years ago

I see Marie Antoinette has logged on

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Emily Porter-Salmon @pseudanonymous

5 years ago

Wow... even after everything, there are still people who went ‘yup, I wanna vote for this racist, misogynist work-shy git who took babies from their parents and let 230,000 people die in a pandemic’? #Election2020

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Emily Porter-Salmon @pseudanonymous

5 years ago

Same, but British. 😔

Amara Walker @AmaraCNN

5 years ago

Same, but British. 😔

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Henry Fraser @henryfraser0

5 years ago

It is demoralising is to keep reading, ‘why don’t those shielding keep shielding so everyone else can get back to normal?’ As a disabled person who needs to shield it shows that people don’t think our pre Covid lives are worth getting back to. It’s unfair and must stop.

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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon

5 years ago

London without culture and the arts would be unrecognisable. They make London a brighter and better place to be, and attract thousands of visitors every year. We must do everything we can to support this vital industry now dangerously jeopardised by COVID-19.

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Justine Simons OBE @justinesimons1

5 years ago

Creative people are the reason London’s creative economy generates £52 billion a year - they are essential to the capital’s success. Fact.

Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon

5 years ago

Creative people are the reason London’s creative economy generates £52 billion a year - they are essential to the capital’s success. Fact.

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Emily Porter-Salmon @pseudanonymous

5 years ago

First the water disappears in #EastLondon, then the electricity. If the gas goes I’ll take it as a sign the apocalypse is nigh. #FirstWorldProblems, but pretty annoying in the middle of a pandemic with a 4 month old baby...

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Kevin Brennan @KevinBrennanMP

5 years ago

The Chancellor @RishiSunak needs to stop this talk about people in the creative industries going on and doing something else. These are proper jobs in the fastest growing sector in the UK. The government needs to realise this - actors, artists, musicians are vital to our economy