Willy Bard @psyc_ward
he/him the world is my chartreuse board I don't own any cows Joined August 2014-
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Can someone make a religion that won’t let me watch ads on my phone so I can call someone and complain incessantly about week about too many ads
Been keeping a dream journal for February. Anybody want to tell me what this might mean?
Does the leprechaun conjure the rainbow or does the rainbow summon the leprechaun
Willy Bard retweeted
releasing music tonight for the freaks
The slut I was this spring is not the slut I will be this summer
It’s June! You know what that means
Getting a new tattoo just to have someone touch me for an hour or so
Going to the Dublin-NY portal and doing Irish car bombs with the boys
New insult: your therapist must have the easiest job in the world
Raccoons have thumbs. But do they have friends? - the opening of my pitch for a federal research grant
Bernie Mac smoking a whole cigarette in a single drag in Bad Santa (2003) made me the man I am today
Oh sure 2 people can make out at the bar but when my homie asks if I want some of his nachos and he feeds me mama-bird to baby-bird style we’re asked to leave
Another day of eating an everything bagel, another day of it not having a diamond worth millions in it. Everything used to mean something!
As a guy who rides a bike in a city, hitting drivers with a thumbs down to a driver makes them so mad. They expect the middle finger but the thumbs down achieves untold fury and shame. I highly recommend.
I am in a crosswalk and the Tesla in autopilot scans my face. The “driver” looks on in horror as the machine pulls up my credit score and accelerates rapidly
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