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Say No To a Krook as President!

Don't let them deceive you, Anambra people will NEVER elect anyone who can't speak igbo as their governor Infact, an Enugu indegene can never become a local government chairman in Anambra not to talk of governor. You can ask Bianca Say no to IPOB representatives in Lagos State!

Tinubu MUST STAY. Pass it on!!!

ᗩbuᗩyaan @bb_khamees

6 days ago

TINUBU MUST GO Pass it on!!!

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From Reforms to Opportunities. Vote Tinubu 4+4✅

Atiku is a CROOK…. And can NEVER be PRESIDENT, Nigerians reject you @atiku 👇🔥🔥🔥

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𝟱𝟬 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗕𝗢𝗟𝗔 𝗔𝗛𝗠𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗕𝗨 1. 𝗙𝘂𝗲𝗹 𝗦𝘂𝗯𝘀𝗶𝗱𝘆 𝗘𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: Abolished the decades-long petrol subsidy in May 2023 to save trillions of Naira for public investments. HE ELIMINATED THE CORRUPTION IN THAT SECTOR. 2. 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗻 𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: Collapsed multiple FX windows into a market-driven system to stabilize foreign direct investment inflows. HE ELIMINATED THE ROUND TRIPPING CORRUPTION. 3. 𝗗𝗲𝗯𝘁 𝗕𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: Slashed Nigeria's debt service-to-revenue ratio down from a critical 97% to below 50%. 4. 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗻 𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝗯𝘁 𝗖𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲: Successfully cleared over $10 billion in legacy foreign exchange liabilities to boost investor confidence. 5. 𝗦𝘂𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗘𝘅𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘀: Rebuilt Nigeria's external reserves, pushing them past $54 billion, the highest mark since 2019. 6. 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗦𝘂𝗿𝗽𝗹𝘂𝘀 𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻: Achieved a historic ₦7.46 trillion trade surplus as reported in Q2 2025 financial disclosures. 7. 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗦𝗽𝗶𝗸𝗲: Orchestrated a 173% jump in manufactured goods exports through relaxed trade corridor regulations. 8. 𝗡𝗼𝗻-𝗢𝗶𝗹 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘂𝗲 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝘀𝘁: Diversified government earnings, generating record non-oil revenue growth of 24.7% in Q1 2025 alone. 9. 𝗧𝗮𝘅 𝗕𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: Raised the tax-to-GDP ratio from under 10% to 13.5% without increasing tax burdens on low-income families. 10. 𝗙𝗔𝗔𝗖 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗚𝗿𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: Expanded Federal Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) monthly distributions by 90%, peaking at a record ₦3.007 trillion. 11. 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗺: Presided over a historic surge in the NGX All-Share Index from about 53,000 points to over 250,000 points. 12. 𝗧𝗮𝘅 𝗥𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: Enacted four comprehensive tax bills to simplify multiple taxation and modernize national tax compliance. 13. 𝗡𝗲𝘁 𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲: Shifted Nigeria's trade dynamics toward becoming a net exporter for the first time in consecutive quarters. 14. 𝗟𝗮𝗴𝗼𝘀-𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘄𝗮𝘆: Commenced construction of the landmark 700-kilometre coastal highway linking major maritime and economic zones. Sokoto Badagry Super Highway opening up so many areas eg Oke Ogun Ofiki area. 15. 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗗𝗲-𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘇𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: Signed the Electricity Act 2023, allowing states and private-sector groups to generate and distribute electricity. 16. 𝗭𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘂 𝗛𝘆𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝗟𝗮𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵: Successfully launched the 700MW Zungeru Hydropower Project to supply additional clean energy to the national grid. 17. 𝗚𝗿𝗶𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻: Added an emergency 625 megawatts of electricity to the national grid on May 3, 2024. 18. 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱 𝗡𝗶𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲 𝗔𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗥𝗼𝗮𝗱𝘀: Completed vital access roads associated with the Second Niger Bridge to improve connectivity across the Southeast. First Niger Bridge being rehabilitated completely with CCTV. 19. 𝗣𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗠𝗼𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗶𝘇𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗲: Upgraded major ports, including Lekki, Apapa, Tin-Can and Onne, to improve their ability to handle large maritime vessels. 20. 𝗣𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘂𝗲 𝗔𝗰𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: Increased national port revenue from about ₦424 billion in 2023 to ₦893 billion by 2024 through improved operations and customs processes. 21. 𝗔𝗯𝘂𝗷𝗮 𝗠𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘇𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 Completed and operationalized commercial services on the Abuja Light Rail, including an initial period of free passenger rides. 22. 𝗥𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆: Strengthened security and surveillance around railway infrastructure, contributing to improved safety on national rail networks. 1/3

My People, spread the word before you sleep……….retweet >>>> NIGERIANS REJECT ATIKU!!!!!

Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan was Vice President for 2 years and President for 6 years. Peter Obi was Governor of Anambra State for 8 years. Peter Obi sought for the Federal Government's approval to obtain loan for malaria and President Jonathan graciously granted him the approval. Governor Dapo Abiodun of Ogun State sought the support of President Tinubu for seaport, marine economy, cargo airports and refinery development and President Tinubu granted him. Each acted according to the level of their vision for what they think is best for their people. There will always be a difference between a visionary leader and a myopic talkative leader.

RE: VON BATTEN'S THREAT TO SUE. Ikemefuna (AKA Mrs. Karl Von Batten) says he has "been cleared and authorised" to sue me and @OfficialABAT for 36 million USD and to impose a visa ban on us in the US, UK and EU. I am laughing in Hebrew 😂. Ikemefuna, who "cleared and authorised" you to embark on this adventure? Was it the warden that locked you up in 2003 when you were convicted? 🤣 GOSH, I am so scared that I am shivering in my socks! 😂 Yet I wonder why a grown man like you needs anyone's permission to sue? 36 million USD ko, 36 million USD ni! 🤣 I have no words for a shameless clown & ex-convict like who has been contracted by Atiku Abubakar to distract our President, our Government & me from the crucial work that we are doing and the presidential campaign that lies ahead. Can't you find something better to do? First you allege that you were offered a 3 million USD bribe by those you described as "agents of Tinubu" and now you allege that the President, the Federal Government and I are planning to kidnap you, subject you to extra-judicial detention, physically harm you, unleash acts of terror against you and kill you. What on earth are you smoking? Outside of getting prayers for deliverance from the demons that have seized your diseased mind, I urge you to see a medical practitioner and get help for what can only be described as mental illness. Two days ago I responded to your asinine allegations in my article titled 'Why Is Karl Von Batten Hiding Under His Bed?' and pointed out how absurd they are. I again challenge you to provide the evidence of these threats from me, the President and the Federal Government & MAKE THEM PUBLIC. For the record I do not care what you do and I am not losing any sleep over your threats. You have accused President Tinubu, the Nigerian Government & me of being part of a corrupt, criminal syndicate and enterprise that are involved in transnational terrorism and that physically harm, kill & kidnap people without any evidence. Outside of that you have accused our President of being a convicted drug smuggler despite the fact that he has never been indicted or convicted by any court of law. Nigeria is not a Banana Republic. Our Government does not target, kidnap, harm or kill opposition figures and are not involved in any acts of state-sponsored terrorism. Outside of that who and what are you that would in any way attract our concern? You are just too small. You are totally inconsequential in the scheme of things. We have always operated within the law & respected the human rights of Nigerians. We have NEVER contemplated kidnapping, killing or harming your client Atiku Abubakar who paid you a whopping 1.2 million USD to carry out a vile and vicious campaign of calmuny and malicious hatchet job against our President in the international media, so why would we contemplate kidnapping, killing or harming one of his many errand boys like you? Such unlawful and heinous practices are an abomination to God & to this Government. Your delusions of grandeur must come to an end. Can a man who inflated a ceremonial unpaid education seat into a Trump government credential, then pulled down the post when the inflation was exposed be taken seriously? I doubt it. You are nothing but a liar, a slanderer, a scammer, a coward, a bully & a merchant of falsehood. Be rest assured that you will be hearing from my lawyers soon and I will be demanding at least 100 million USD for your libellous falsehood & vicious slander against my person in a duly constituted court of law in the United States of America. I will also seek for your lawful extradition from America to come and answer for your numerous violations of our Cybercrime laws & criminal defamation before a duly constituted court of law here in Nigeria. You have been put on notice. From now on it is lawyer to lawyer. See you in court. My regards to your husband Mrs. Elizabeth Von Batten. (FFK) @batten_von @KVONBATTEN

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“We used SPV so that our corruption wouldn’t be open to the public…”

In 1974, If citizens of each country were to hypothetically demand their share from their respective nation's daily oil production, each Arabian will get at least 1.963 barrel or 312 litres. Guess what a Nigerian gets from his country's seemingly abundant production even in 1974, our best year for that era? They get 0.03655 barrel or 5.81 litres. While a Saudi Arabian can hypothetically fuel his SUVs, generating plants, and other gasoline demanding machines for at least one month from his daily quota, a Nigerian can barely run his Bajaj Okada for a day. That means the hypothetical Saudi citizen had access to about 53.7 times as much daily oil production per head as the Nigerian citizen

LEGENDARY J.O.E @LegendaryJoe

2 weeks ago

IS NIGERIA AN OIL RICH NATION OR MERELY AN OIL PRODUCING NATION? I have often observed that Nigerians, across generations, have erected a monstrous tower of expectations upon a surprisingly shallow valley of reality. "Nigeria is an oil rich nation, why then can't her citizens

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If we mistakenly give Obi power in Nigeria, I will pack my bags and get the fvck out of this country. Obi will not blink an eye to murder half of our population to remain an unopposable emperor...

1biyi @biyibjorn

2 weeks ago

This is how the Washington Times reported it. Peter Obi apparently became enraged that the crowd was shouting Ngige’s name. He sent armed men to the crowd to fish out the hecklers. Stampede ensued. People died. Peter Obi quietly sneaked out of the scene.

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This is how the Washington Times reported it. Peter Obi apparently became enraged that the crowd was shouting Ngige’s name. He sent armed men to the crowd to fish out the hecklers. Stampede ensued. People died. Peter Obi quietly sneaked out of the scene.

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Emir of Port-Harcourt @WOkene

2 weeks ago

Worshippers were tear-gassed for chanting Ngige’s name when Peter Obi arrived at the vigil for campaign, triggering a stampede that claimed 25 lives.

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Anytime I remember how our igbo parents were crying in Anambra because Peter Obi was owing them salaries. I always make a vow that I will do my best to make sure that Peter Obi never becomes president. And thanks to God that the gods of our land are solidly behind me. Isee!

Worshippers were tear-gassed for chanting Ngige’s name when Peter Obi arrived at the vigil for campaign, triggering a stampede that claimed 25 lives.

@mrcharlesND @osazenoo Your votes don't count when it comes to national politics...

“I lived in Anambra when Obi was Governor. He was a failure. He failed in security, brought more division between the Catholics and Anglicans, he is weak.” - Noble

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STATEHOUSE PRESS RELEASE ANOTHER WIN FOR PRESIDENT TINUBU: AFTER 50 YEARS, IMA GAS PROJECT IS SET TO TAKE OFF President Bola Ahmed Tinubu welcomes the $800 million Final Investment Decision (FID) on the Ima Gas Project, marking another major milestone in his administration’s drive to unlock Nigeria’s vast gas resources for investment, industrialisation, job creation and economic prosperity. Developed by Nigerian independent AMNI International in partnership with TotalEnergies, the Ima Gas Project is expected to produce about 300 million standard cubic feet of gas per day at peak. The Ima gas resource, located offshore in OMLs 112 and 117, was discovered in 1973 but remained undeveloped for more than five decades. Despite its significant reserves and potential as a feed gas source for Nigeria LNG Limited, the resource remained underground and unable to contribute meaningfully to Nigeria’s economy. The FID, announced on September 23, has changed this. The Ima gas project marks the fourth major gas project to reach Final Investment Decision since President Tinubu assumed office, following the Iseni, Ubeta, and HI FIDs. These FIDs reflect the growing momentum of investment in Nigeria’s gas sector and the administration’s drive to convert the country’s vast gas resources into productive projects that create jobs, generate revenues and expand economic opportunity for Nigerians. President Tinubu said: “For more than fifty years, the gas beneath Ima remained a resource with enormous potential, but potential alone does not create jobs, finance businesses or improve the lives of our people. Our responsibility has been to create the conditions that turn Nigeria’s natural resources into productive investments and economic opportunities” “The Final Investment Decision on Ima demonstrates what is possible when we provide investors with a competitive, predictable and enabling environment. We are determined to unlock more of Nigeria’s gas resources to power our industries, expand our exports, create jobs and build lasting prosperity for our people.” Since assuming office, President Tinubu has prioritised reforms to reverse years of underinvestment in Nigeria’s oil and gas industry. Although the Petroleum Industry Act of 2021 laid an important foundation, several undeveloped projects lacked the fiscal and commercial conditions needed to become viable. In 2024, President Tinubu issued a series of Presidential Directives developed by the team led by the Special Adviser to the President on Energy. These directives sought to improve fiscal competitiveness, shorten contracting timelines and reduce costs. Special Adviser to the President on Energy, Ms Olu Arowolo Verheijen, said, “The story of Ima is ultimately the story of what our reforms are designed to achieve. Nigeria has never lacked resources. The challenge has been creating the commercial and investment conditions required to move those resources from beneath the ground into projects that employ Nigerians, create opportunities for Nigerian businesses, generate revenues and support economic growth.” “A gas discovery made in 1973 can only contribute to prosperity when somebody invests the capital to develop it, banks finance it, contractors build it, Nigerians work on it, and the gas is ultimately put to productive use. That is the transition we are seeing today.” The project also demonstrates the growing depth of Nigerian participation across the energy value chain. AMNI International, a Nigerian-owned exploration and production company, holds a majority interest in the asset, illustrating the increasing capacity of indigenous companies to participate in and lead increasingly significant developments in Nigeria’s upstream sector. Nigerian financial institutions have arranged 77 per cent of the project’s financing, with around 60 per cent of the project workforce expected to come from host communities, including Bonny, Finima and Andoni in Rivers State. For decades, Nigeria has had one of Africa’s largest gas resource bases, yet significant volumes have remained undeveloped. The Tinubu administration’s gas strategy therefore focuses not simply on producing more gas, but on putting that gas to work: supporting LNG exports and foreign exchange earnings, providing feedstock for industry, enabling fertiliser and petrochemical production, supporting a more reliable power supply, and creating new opportunities for Nigerian businesses and workers. “Natural resources have value only when they are converted into opportunities for our people,” President Tinubu said. “Our goal is to ensure that Nigeria’s gas powers Nigerian prosperity.” Bayo Onanuga Special Adviser to the President (Information & Strategy) September 23, 2026