Kevin Simmons @puzzletheory

Designer/producer/business guy at Asymmetric (we make the Loathing series of games). I also write puzzles, take photos, and climb rocks. asymmetric.net San Francisco, CA Joined April 2013

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erika @yeeeerika

3 weeks ago

a pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture

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Blue Prince is incredible. So many layers to it, so rewarding of close observation. I have lingering Qs (why isn't Room 46 marked as a "Dead End" in the Directory?!) but I am probably at the end of the authored content and last night I got the final cheevo. Goodbye, Mt. Holly!

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Wylfċen @wylfcen

3 months ago

This is one of the most spellbinding anecdotes I've ever read, and it’s just Ray Bradbury rambling about a carnival worker he met when he was twelve. “He said, ‘You were my best friend outside of Paris in 1918. You were wounded in the Ardennes and you died in my arms there.’”

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meeka @MeekyBlinders

3 months ago

we should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need fucked up little guys on them

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JohnRiggs @johnblueriggs

6 months ago

Something I've wanted to make for a long time.

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Asymmetric @asym

6 months ago

It's almost Spring, so what better time to hole up inside and play a bunch of video games? Shadows Over Loathing, West of Loathing, and the Gun Manor DLC are all discounted to their lowest prices ever! Steam: store.steampowered.com/developer/Asym Nintendo eShop: nintendo.com/us/search/#cat…

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htmx.org / CEO of Dark Aaron Francis (same thing) @htmx_org

7 months ago

statistically no. people who write their websites in pure html + css are busy reading classic literature, learning to windsurf, and hiking with their families, since they don't have to upgrade their build stack from version 14.5.75 to 15.1.200 every three weeks

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7 months ago

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Kevin Simmons @puzzletheory

7 months ago

Has the fact that the American billion and the British billion are off by a factor of 1000 ever led to an amazing/hilarious banking error?

Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica

a year ago

Has the fact that the American billion and the British billion are off by a factor of 1000 ever led to an amazing/hilarious banking error?

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Kevin Simmons @puzzletheory

8 months ago

Incredible poster from a friend's collection of campaign memorabilia

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Asymmetric @asym

8 months ago

If you're in need of a pick-me-up there's a ton of fun and funny games on sale over on Steam (including WoL and SOL) for the next week: store.steampowered.com/developer/Crun…

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Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary

9 months ago

Happy New Year! 🎉 2025 will be the only square year (45²) in many of our lifetimes.

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Kevin Simmons @puzzletheory

9 months ago

Merry Corgmas Eve to those who celebrate!

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David Frum @davidfrum

9 months ago

The main argument for a Strategic BItcoin Reserve seems to be that Bitcoin holders worry about an impending shortage of greater fools and need the US government to act as the greatest fool of last resort.

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Veles @keyofgeo

10 months ago

“I don’t have a dog in this fight” : normal, if grim “I don’t have a horse in this race” : less common, but meaning obvious “I don’t have a dog in this race” : subverts expectations; strong imagery “I don’t have a horse in this fight” : spellbinding, transcendent synthesis

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Kevin Simmons @puzzletheory

10 months ago

New fear unlocked

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Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica

10 months ago

If "The Wonder Years" were made today, the first season would be set in 2004.

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Bob Golen @BobGolen

10 months ago

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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Raph Koster @raphkoster

10 months ago

There's a brilliant game designer named @smestorp that most of you have never heard of. He makes brilliant little games that are FAR deeper than you would ever expect. He is raising money for a new one. backerkit.com/c/projects/mic…

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Kevin Simmons @puzzletheory

10 months ago

Proposal for a slight modification to the Steam rating system

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Blake 🪑 @fsfblake

11 months ago

I think QA and producers should start naming jiras like a clickbait youtuber "Top 3 things you NEED to get done this sprint" "You'll never BELIEVE what happens when you press this button"