Matt @radartech_matt

Hi, my names Matt. I'm a radar technician. starkiller base Joined January 2016

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Matt @radartech_matt

2 years ago

I would like to formally apologize to @RyanGosling for not believing in his Kenergy when he was first cast as Ken.

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Matt @radartech_matt

2 years ago

I thought the Barbie movie was awesome. The only thing I found odd was that every Barbie had a ken counterpart, except for the mermaid Barbie. I didn't see any Mer-Ken..... #TheBarbieMovie

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So, Kylo Ren says you all need to buy this book he wrote (under an alias of course) Its about a zombie outbreak at (not) disney world. It is bloody, sarcastic, and over all fun. If you love a good satirical horror, this is the book for you! books.friesenpress.com/store/title/11…

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Matt @radartech_matt

3 years ago

There needs to be a streaming service that offers nothing but Pedro Pascal content. Call it: Daddy+

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Matt @radartech_matt

3 years ago

For about 20 seconds this morning, I finally got to know what one of those coin-operated vibrating beds from sleezy motels you see on tv felt like.

Niagara_411 🇨🇦 @Niagara_411

3 years ago

For about 20 seconds this morning, I finally got to know what one of those coin-operated vibrating beds from sleezy motels you see on tv felt like.

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Matt @radartech_matt

3 years ago

What the police saw during the video @Cobratate made for @GretaThunberg

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3 years ago

My mom once kissed her twin brother on the lips.... And my uncle ran away to hide on an island on the other side of the galaxy after failing to murder me... (Kylon Ren had similar events happen but they are completely unrelated!) #MyFamilyIsWeird

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Matt @radartech_matt

3 years ago

Kylo Ren is looking to rebuild the deathstar and he is totally thinking about going electric. Think you could help, @elonmusk ?

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Matt @radartech_matt

3 years ago

I worked at the disney store and it has a strict tattoo policy... I went to a con and asked @JeremyRenner to sign my arm. The manager was pissed she could see the dots on my wrist, yet the tramp stamp that was exposed every time she bent over wasn't an issue. #WhyIGotFired

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Matt @radartech_matt

3 years ago

I worked at a kitchenware store and it got boring working alone, so I made my own fun by with paper dolls, costumes, toys and even brought my Hawkeye standee to work. Never actually got caught, store went out of business and thats actually #WhyIGotFired

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Matt @radartech_matt

3 years ago

Whats your stance on droids?

Elon Musk @elonmusk

3 years ago

Whats your stance on droids?

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Matt @radartech_matt

3 years ago

An accurate look inside my head while trying to decide if I'm going to pay @elonmusk for Twitter...

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Matt @radartech_matt

3 years ago

I am glad @elonmusk is cracking down on all those 'Parody' accounts. There are too many people out there pretending to be Kylo Ren! "Identity theft is not a joke, Elon!" - Dwight Schrute quoting Kylo Ren

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Matt @radartech_matt

3 years ago

This Harry Potter movie looks killer!

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Matt @radartech_matt

3 years ago

With how many times @MartinKove has faked his death, I feel like in the next season of Cobra Kai, @ralphmacchio and @WilliamZabka could cut off his head, burn the body, and feed it to sharks and I still wouldn't believe Kreese is dead. #CobraKai

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Matt @radartech_matt

3 years ago

My favorite thing about #CobraKaiSeason5 is the realism. Despite all their resources, neither Terry Silver or Daniel LaRusso could get their hands on a Playstation 5.

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Matt @radartech_matt

3 years ago

I have a serious question for @therealKripke about the 11-foot-high, 30-foot-long prosthetic penis.... Is it going to be available at a prop sale or just donated to @Pornhub?

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Matt @radartech_matt

3 years ago

(Pretty sure this is how @TaikaWaititi pitched OFMD) Taika Watiti: Its a show where @rhysiedarby and I kiss. Network: And... TW: and....? NW: You walked in here and said "Its a show where Rhys and I kiss" TW: Yep! NW: ...... TW: Rhys and I are also pirates?

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Matt @radartech_matt

3 years ago

May the fourth be with you ............................. ........................ .................... .................. ................ ......... .... Jerkface.