randomleopard @randomleopard
Joined April 2009-
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Got my free preview of Anna Victoria's Fit Body Guides! Gonna get my fit body! :) #fitbodyguide bit.ly/1J3nugr
hubby is home early! obviously that means 2 naps for him today instead of one. fml
I think cracker barrell adds opiates to the biscuits and gravy. need more.....to..maintain...fat buzz..
like generations before me said to themselves... 'i think this tree smells like jizz' yay spring!!
dear lungs, I know you like the clean air- but if I start gaining weight, you're fucked.
what I need is a fresh fuckin pot @alexdechiel ps celebrate meeeeeeeeee
omggg @ErinCleary ! @questlove met Le-ah. as in THE le (dash) ah
3 advil and 2 tylenol cold pills later and I'm feeling a little better. damn you, #allergies
car with the license plate "HRYCAK" omg where was the dmv on that one?? love it!
good thing i just vacuumed because my shithead kitten is currently tossing around the bird she just caught. looks like a pillow exploded.
husband, baby, kitten: asleep. me: BOREDDDDD. ugh its not even 7:30. I need to start drinking
on a 2 hr drive to humor mom by enduring 'family' dinner with her husbands stupid kids
the baby has decided she likes staying up late now. and yes, 9:30 is now 'late'
I wouldn't want that fat douche on my plane either. and why is he flying southwest??
being sick is the worst valentines present I ever got from the husband. carnations, you're #2 now
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