sherlock De'Luka. @rasperrypi

Male,English,love comed arts,38 LOVE all comedy OASIS.WEST HAM. J morrison,London,scorpio,kasabian,🔞,Edger Allan poe. FILM BUFF. 09/11/1980.SINGLE. Joined December 2013

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The Telegraph @Telegraph

5 years ago

Jaguar Land Rover is reportedly seeking more than £1bn of support telegraph.co.uk/business/2020/…

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sherlock De'Luka. @rasperrypi

6 years ago

To the NHS, AND EVERYONE IN THE FRONT LINE. THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING!.

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sherlock De'Luka. @rasperrypi

6 years ago

Great speech by her majesty.

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sherlock De'Luka. @rasperrypi

6 years ago

6 foot away or 6 foot under.

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🌱 Vegan Animal Lover ⓥ @Ethica11y_Vegan

6 years ago

❓ WERE THESE ACTIVISTS JUSTIFIED IN TAKING THIS HOMELESS MAN’S DOG ? #dogs #dogsoftwitter #vegan #GoVegan #StaySafeStayHome #StayAtHomeChallenge #FridayFeeling #FridayMotivation #FridayVibes #weekend #weekendvibes #StayAtHome #animals #AdoptDontShop

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Brexit Tory #IStandWithJKRowling @_BrexitTory

6 years ago

As hoards of brain surgeons, doctors & nurses prepare to swarm into Greece & enjoy the EU’s wonderful free movement policy, it’s worth remembering this is what Priti Patel & the UK government are trying to protect us all from. #DrainTheSwamp

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럄럄굿 @supanova7777

6 years ago

이거모야?????미쳤어??????

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Bren🎧 @BrenTaylor79

6 years ago

Oasis - Fuckin' In The Bushes youtu.be/BEPlB0RbtH4 via @YouTube

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Inspiration & More @LifeWithJohn

6 years ago

When I saw you, I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew. - William Shakespeare ~ #Love

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Allison Pearson @AllisonPearson

6 years ago

Any idea why #GretaThunberg doesn’t protest in China, the US or Russia which have v high levels of emissions? UK’s are vanishingly small in global terms. Feels like we’re the safe target.

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𝔹𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕫 @ExLife_Coach

6 years ago

If you're not pissing people off... what the fuck are you doing with your life?

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Fact @Fact

6 years ago

Smelling green apples and bananas can help you lose weight.

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Vishesh Khanna @imvisheshkhanna

6 years ago

The most important thing in relationships is conversation.

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The Ministry of Hurt Feelings @soypreme

6 years ago

UK ARTISTS: I need some art for my walls - I have frames that are 50cm x 70cm and I'm looking to buy some prints! I'd like a couple of vegan/animal/feminism/fun/sarcastic esque prints, so if you make prints in this size (or know anyone who does) then PLEASE drop a link below!

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

6 years ago

A bird shit on my head yesterday and I still haven't washed my hair

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

6 years ago

Once slept over at a mates house in my teens, had a wet dream in the night, found a clean pair of boxers in his drawer and replaced them with my sticky ones. He put them on in the morning. #cardboardunderpants

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

6 years ago

Not wanting to miss a minute of the latest Star Wars film to urinate, I drank all of my fizzy pop from my cup, placed the cup on the floor and knelt down close to the seat in front, as if wanting to get a better view, and pissed into the empty cup. Twice! It was full to the brim.

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

6 years ago

I work for a large company and I like searching their customer service Twitter feed for complaints, then antagonising the complainants using a second anonymous Twitter account.

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

6 years ago

When I was younger, I wound the window down in my car and put a cigarette between my butt cheeks.

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

6 years ago

My company successfully repeat-invoiced the Government's Audit Commission for the same 5-figure sum, 4 times. We only stopped because we were embarrassed for them.