Megan Jenkins @realUncleJenks
Short. Potty mouth. Terrible memory. What was I doing again? United States Joined November 2017-
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When you’re at the morning meeting and they ask for volunteers to do the cheer
You know what sounds like fun? Running laps around the house for not apparent reason and knocking over anything that is valuable or contains liquid. -every cat ever
We all have that one co-worker who insists that it’s way too cold. No Sharon it’s not the weather outside that’s frightful, it’s your cold dead heart.
So cats a basically like furry little girlfriends
Anyone ever notice that when you get home from work a dog’s greeting is “omg omg omg where have you been I missed you” but a cat’s is “where have you been? I’ve had dinner on the table for an hour. Probably hanging out with that tabby down the street you whore. Don’t touch me.”
Sometimes I wonder if the people who put magnetic decals over their gas tank ever pull up to a pump, forget that it’s there and go “damn it! Wrong side AGAIN!”
Me: Man I’m having the best day, nothing can bring me down. ASPCA commercial: Challenge. Accepted.
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