jimi tendix @recursionrecurs

a normal person, with golden hair, who does the right thing where the sun rises Joined May 2010

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jimi tendix @recursionrecurs

3 years ago

imagine how much more advertising the mad men characters could have done if they’d used a chill/lo-fi beats playlist instead of alcohol to relax at work

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3 years ago

a second 1 has hit the 9

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3 years ago

guy who untucks his balls too when he’s taking a piss “let ‘em live a little”

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3 years ago

sirhan sirhan red pajama

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3 years ago

do yourself a favor and translate “tomato paste” into swahili

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3 years ago

graphic design is my passion

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3 years ago

love to sweep and then watch parts of the pile slowly start to crawl away

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the most alpha thing you can do as a musician is spend part of the intro dedicating the album to your haters. what can they do, hate you even more? that will just be the impetus for another album! checkmate

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3 years ago

in use

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3 years ago

we were watching a movie in undergrad when someone dropped a glass bottle which then rolled loudly across the floor. the professor paused the movie, expecting to find a beer bottle, but found a gerbers baby food jar

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3 years ago

calmly trying to explain to the guy thrashing around screaming i’m on fire that technically no, your clothes are on fire

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3 years ago

new twitter ceo institutes wacky wednesday where you have to scroll up through the timeline instead of down. but just on wednesdays

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3 years ago

*sees the tide coming in* looks like the moon’s back on its bullshit

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4 years ago

trying to kills two birds by doing my taxes at the dentist but this angle’s not really working and the hygienist keeps blasting the forms with water

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4 years ago

🎵bruno walks in with a shit-eating grin🎵

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4 years ago

to the tune of beethoven’s fifth baba ghanoush

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4 years ago

i pronounce gif with a hard g because each one is like a little presen

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4 years ago

cheugy, thicc buck mulligan lowkey came from the stairhead, deadass bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed, which hit different