The Elitest Elitist @relatively_easy
I like apples. Tho' much is taken, much abides Joined February 2021-
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When my DMs to Khamenei end up in the Money Stuff Newsletter one day, I want everyone to know it all started with seeing this ad.
It's ok to laugh after a bad day at work.
It's ok to laugh after a bad day at work.
Thought I'd do crim law, then read the case where the defence was that a murder wasn't premeditated and that he killed the person *then* masturbated over the body (if he killed them during a SA, it would be automatic 1st degree). Now I do real estate and land use planning law.
Thought I'd do crim law, then read the case where the defence was that a murder wasn't premeditated and that he killed the person *then* masturbated over the body (if he killed them during a SA, it would be automatic 1st degree). Now I do real estate and land use planning law.
Seems like this person knows a very specific type of woman and possibly zero men.
Seems like this person knows a very specific type of woman and possibly zero men.
I just stare at these for too long now looking for fluffer references.
The Bee Movie would never get made today because everyone is too Woke.
The Bee Movie would never get made today because everyone is too Woke.
But if you're anti-immigration, chances are you're not going to like who ends up getting this tax break.
But if you're anti-immigration, chances are you're not going to like who ends up getting this tax break.
This clip is fun cause I thought it was about the guy in yellow.
This clip is fun cause I thought it was about the guy in yellow.
This but it’s the guy thinking everything
This but it’s the guy thinking everything
Why does JJ McCarthy have a Zion Williamson shaped head?
Lions fans are so hyped... Trading out of the first round would be a hilarious move.
The 2nd hand pride people from Windsor, Ontario feel about Detroit hosting the NFL draft is adorable.
Canadian-centric conspiracy theory: TSN bought the broadcast rights to curling very cheaply and then set about recruiting attractive women to the sport.
Canadian-centric conspiracy theory: TSN bought the broadcast rights to curling very cheaply and then set about recruiting attractive women to the sport.
If I were single I would probably just bake and eat Pillsbury Crescent Rolls for dinner every night.
"I'm a grower not a show-er" is a hilarious saying. Sorry bro, even the show-ers are growers that's just how erections work.
Brb gotta close the barn door.
Brb gotta close the barn door.
I'm cynical but I think it's just cause OJs death opened up a bunk in the Heisman House.
I'm cynical but I think it's just cause OJs death opened up a bunk in the Heisman House.
Having to rethink my love of Hume on the basis that he may have been a NIMBY
Having to rethink my love of Hume on the basis that he may have been a NIMBY
The ruling class at my university wanted city bus passes for all students but commuter students didn't want an extra $50 in fees so it never happened.
The ruling class at my university wanted city bus passes for all students but commuter students didn't want an extra $50 in fees so it never happened.
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I don't think the encampment visit was an intentional troll. I think that was a fuckup. But I do think that some of what Poilievre does and those around him do is intended to provoke, or troll, yeah. Sometimes for strategic purposes. Sometimes for the lolz.
@mattgurney Poilievre is a master troller. He’s got all the usual suspects lighting their hair on fire yelling about “diagalon” thinking this is their gotcha moment when in reality no one has any clue what diagalon is. Same as Pierre’s “bad week” 😂 😂.
Not literally every aspect of schooling should be for getting a job
How to make children hate the subject 'English'! 🤬 @mreddtech Seriously, the point of knowing this is what?
Neither man showed much judgement here, IMO. Poilievre shouldn’t have called the PM “wacko,” and should have simply withdrawn the term when asked. But Speaker should have taken up his offer to replace it with less unparliamentary language.
ICYMI: House of Commons Speaker Greg Fergus ejects Pierre Poilievre from the chamber following a dispute arising from the Conservative leader’s use of unparliamentary language during question period. #cdnpoli
The quest for Mars is abandoned, a new quest begins
My unpopular opinion is that most pools should decrease the value of a home
Dunno about the rest of the concessions but the slots for small numbers of Palestinian faculty and undergrads seem... good? American universities *should* invest in Palestinian students and professors, who are caught in an impossible position and deserve opportunities elsewhere.…
I still stand by my 2022 post about how somebody should use the 26th-ish pick on Bronny to extort the Lakers or see if you can land LeBron in free agency theringer.com/nba/2022/8/2/2…
The Lakers are open to drafting Bronny James this June to help fulfill LeBron James’ dream of playing with his son, team sources tell @ShamsCharania, @sam_amick and @jovanbuha. Bronny announced earlier this month that he will enter the 2024 NBA Draft. 🔗 theathletic.com/5453498/2024/0…
@MattyH_12 Lytle's guillotine walked so Dustin Poirier's could run
You go outside. You spend time with your family and friends. You develop hobbies. You have a better sex life because you’re not stressed out all the time. You know… have a life outside watching pieces of paper bounce along on a screen.
Like what do you do all day? Check and be like yep that company's still there.
What we are criminally underrating here is how Pierre's lapels are buckling from his chest and he has a collar gap Yes I'm poisoned by @dieworkwear exposure
CPC Leader Pierre Poilievre got kicked out of the House of Commons for a back and forth with the speaker, after calling the PM a “whacko.” CPC MP Rachael Thomas was kicked out earlier for calling the speaker a disgrace #cdnpoli
Sorry, but if you close the doors of American universities to foreigners, we’re finished as a country
13,838 students out of 36,649 at Columbia are foreign visas. Seems like a lot. isso.columbia.edu/content/statis…
You finished 4-8 man
Ion even remember him tbh. Bro had to be very mid at best.
it's that time of year again
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Yep... That's him alright
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To clarify this is the International CFL Draft. There is more later this evening. The CFL has some fun draft rules.
@Steven_Hyden Wait, does this guy think people are applauding the band returning to the main theme, and not the solos they just performed?
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