Richard Underwood @richardu88
Joined July 2010-
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Patrick:I have to say, typing without a thumb is much easier than I thought.
Patrick:What happens in the yard, stays in the yard. Just watch your step.
Patrick:That delivery uniform doesn't fool me! You're the devil!
Patrick:Licked coffee grounds off the floor and then ran in the same circle for three hours. Also, now typing 526 words a minute.
Patrick:I'M CRANKY THIS MORNING SO DON'T TEST ME!
Patrick:New record -- 22 rollovers! Then I puked.
Patrick:I'm so totally screwed if those CSI people can get evidence from dog slobber.
Patrick:This has been a test of your Emergency Alert System. If this had been a real emergency, I WOULD NEVER HAVE STOPPED BARKING!
Patrick:Wish I could give you a wet-nosed kiss RIGHT NOW! Muuuuuaaahhhh!
Patrick:You've been complaining about my bad breath so I just assumed the pack of gum on the table was for me.
Patrick:The acoustics in here do nothing for the importance of my barks!
Patrick:Hey lady - that belt does NOT compliment that outfit!
Patrick:JTLYK, I have an evil twin that lives in the window on your bathroom door.
Patrick:I bark because I miss you. There I said it. Now hurry home.
Patrick:I know EXACTLY what I do with a car if I caught it.
Patrick:If you ever confuse a croquet ball with a tennis ball, try sniffing BEFORE you chomp - YOUCH!
Patrick:Whether inside or outside, running around with no clear purpose always makes me feel social.
Patrick:AARRFFFF! Stray cat jumped 3 feet that time - a new personal best.
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