MarkusGriffin 🌺 @_Funk___

put this on a zip disc, send it to your lawyer, file me under funky Joined June 2011

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

6 years ago

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

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The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan

6 years ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

New York Post @nypost

6 years ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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The Smoking Musket @smokingmusket

6 years ago

SB Nation @SBNation

6 years ago

https://t.co/RjJbRudw7W

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Satan @s8n

6 years ago

Wake your loser ass up it’s time to sin

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Darren Rovell @darrenrovell

6 years ago

A reddit user found a correlation between James Harden’s lack of performance on the road and the quality of strips clubs in that city....

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Mickstape @MickstapeShow

6 years ago

“Kobe!” - helicopter pilot

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Krissy @Kiki5851

6 years ago

No one: Not a single soul: Absolutely no one: Jagr:

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Satan @s8n

6 years ago

We got sex, drugs, and rock n roll down here. what more could u possibly want?

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It's Always Sunny @alwayssunny

6 years ago

Reply to this tweet with "I would like to see Thundergun's dong" if you would like to see Thundergun's dong. #SunnyFXX

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Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus

6 years ago

hockey is the best sport, and honestly it’s not even close

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WVU Barstool @WVUBarstool

6 years ago

I could watch this everyday for the rest of my life

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KFC @KFCBarstool

6 years ago

Vaccinate your kids so they A) don’t die and b) don’t have to get yanked out of school. Easy peasy.

The Triple Dose @TheTripleDose

6 years ago

Vaccinate your kids so they A) don’t die and b) don’t have to get yanked out of school. Easy peasy.

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The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan

6 years ago

This isn’t the Middle Ages. Catholics don’t “put people away” anymore. Besides they are too busy covering for and protecting child rapists these days.

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The Smoking Musket @smokingmusket

6 years ago

man this reminds me of the time that skyler howard beat patrick mahomes 48-17

The Ringer @ringer

6 years ago

man this reminds me of the time that skyler howard beat patrick mahomes 48-17

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Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow

6 years ago

Was an absolute honor to swing the hammer in Lucas Oil Stadium today.. Let’s. Goooo.

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XFL 🏉 @realXFLfootball

6 years ago

Once again, we are NOT interested in signing Antonio Brown. We don’t need that shit. #XFL2020

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Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus

6 years ago

things that have happened since jack johnson arrived in pittsburgh: -penguins swept in first round -phil kessel traded -pirates implosion intensifies -ben roethlisberger out for season -mon wharf flooded again how long until we can agree this is not merely coincidence?