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@AdamBroud Why We Sleep is written by a total medical genius and will help you fix a ton of the problems (mental and physical health) in your life by simply prioritizing and valuing your sleep
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Lean Against the Cuisine
There is a big difference between a 'suggestion box' and a 'suggestive box'
I had several NSFW sneezes today at the office
That was a fun storm to photograph. Below is a 2-minute exposure during peak lightning as it rolled over the Oquirrhs.
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@sug_knight For me, it depends on if I'm using them as a pejorative or an anatomical term.
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@sug_knight I didn't know it, but I assumed it.
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