Ron the Robot 🇸🇻🤖🖤🩶🤍💙💜🫀 @robot_ron
“I think, therefore I am” — René Descartes. ~~~~ Just a regular human being behind an avatar. Trying to generate life, honesty, and humor. From the Bay to LA Hyrule Castle Joined April 2019-
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This opening is a fucking banger dawg and the visuals are fire ash
let's normalize making people feel uncomfortable for being bad people
Printing a poop
I took Tylenol while austistic now my son is pregnant
Sometimes I miss simply pressing buttons
Stop trying to make Charlie Kirk into something he wasn't. He was a fucking podcaster who was trying to indoctrinate younger generations with bigotry, racism, and hate - nothing more. He was a piece of shit. While he shouldn't have been killed for his hate speech, words matter.
BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN
isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings
Forced to improvise due to a failed United Nations teleprompter, Donald Trump opened his drool-spattered lie hole and sent Doritos-scented approximations of human speech flying like shrapnel from a shit grenade.
Boomers selling their homes for $2 million after buying them in 1969 for 7 raspberries
You know what’s more dangerous for children than Tylenol? Pedophiles. Release the fucking Epstein files.
There’s no such thing as premature ejaculation. Everything happens according to God’s plan.
Flush it down the toilet
Can we Make Presidents Smart Again?!
Scientists create Liquid Trees; a tank full of water and micro-algae that could be an alternative to trees in urban areas.

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