Ross McGinnes @rossmcginnes
Freelance sub @BBCSport. “Local celebrity” - Hindustan Times. Tranmere Rovers sufferer. wewantplates.com Hebden Bridge 🇪🇺 Malta Joined September 2010-
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Today I found out what this rubber thing on a drill is for. Been moaning about losing chuck keys for thirty fucking years.
Eight-year-old’s top three moments from his first Puberty Lesson at school. 1) Teacher: “These are your testicles, also called nuts and balls.” 2) Learning what a wet dream is and realising I’ve been lying to him about that Wet Leg song. 3) “Next week is boobs and fannies!”
Ran full pelt into a goalpost while attempting to show off my ‘mad footy skillz’ in front of my son and his friends at the park. Saw stars. Have messaged parents to apologise for the new words their children have learnt.
Today’s run: Fat pigeon shrugging.
Three-hour yomp to Blake Dean before work. Never walked that far into Hardcastle Crags. Well worth it 💚
Just been offered a job to use my writing skills to train an AI to be a better writer. Jesus wept. What do I do at the end of the contract, just walk into a wood chipper?
I think in this clip you can see that Le Tissier knows it's all gone horribly wrong. He just wanted someone to agree with his shit theories about covid and now he's listening to a man talking about Johan Cruyff being in witness protection and the resurrection of Princess Diana.
Just rang EDF to withdraw some money cos we're £1,000 in credit on our energy bills. "Sorry, we've not billed you for gas since August because your smart meter doesn't seem to be working. You're £600 in arrears."
Give the captions operative a pay rise….
@SarahjevsEvans Today I attempted to pay for some sausages by pressing my card on them. When I tried again and the sausages did not beep, the butcher gestured towards the card machine.
I'm impressed by my eight-year-old's grasp of technology, but could do without him using his iPad's screen mirroring to live stream the shit he's having upstairs on to the telly in the lounge.
Doing his first football sticker album for Euro 2024. He has stuck some in that are not straight. This is OK. It is ABSOLUTELY FINE that some stickers are NOT STRAIGHT.
My run times would vastly improve if I didn’t stop every five minutes to talk to animals.
F.A.O The British Legion Public House If Barry calls in later, don't serve him.
Why don’t budgies fall off their perch when they fall asleep ?
Ian Reynolds @Ian_Reynolds87
2K Followers 1K Following Tranmere Rovers supporter, May '68 enthusiast, Serie A and La Liga anorak, Ale house connoisseur, Tennis fan and Footballer walk aficionado
Phil #ForNate 🇸�.. @Gidsentinel
5K Followers 2K Following #ForNate, Father of Double 2021/22 MOTM and Fan of The Season winner Nate Gidman, Adkins Enthusiast 🥭, Aspiring technologist, TRFC 🏴 🇳🇴
Rhodri Marsden ⏏️ @rhodri
72K Followers 7K Following Vapid Response Unit. Writer. Tech columnist for @HTSI. Rapidly ageing musician. Play with Scritti Politti, Lost Crowns, Sweet Billy Pilgrim, Spearmint
LUX ET ROBUR @luxetrobur
3K Followers 795 Following Peacocking manchild & increasingly apathetic rag-trader
RockFez @FerryLad
2K Followers 3K Following Football, Beer, Clobber, Music, SWA, Scooters, Cycling, The Oblong, Community first. A mongrel of 40% 🏴31%🇮🇪20%🏴9%🏴.
Martin Travis @lurkinhead
2K Followers 2K Following #TRFC. Late autism diagnosis. Deaf / acoustic neuroma. Wanders the Leisure Peninsula, taking photos. Neighbourhood Binstigator. Geographical Pedant.
Harry McNally @HarryMcNally00
7K Followers 3K Following Tranmere rovers supporting renaissance man.Thinking womans crumpet.child actor in Chariots of fire ,assorted other @proper_facts .chum of #LS & #Fang
Cambo @cambo691
3K Followers 4K Following ubi fides. Footie cricket boxing music and family that's where its at obv not in that order.
SWA Midlands @MidlandsTrfc
1K Followers 1K Following At the heart of the SWA email: [email protected]
Joe Gibson @didmadesaid
103 Followers 672 Following
Catherine Perkins @CathP44
42 Followers 362 Following
ng @graybuyname
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Ian King @twoht
8K Followers 906 Following Freelance football writer, copywriter, podcaster, $ubstacker, available for hire. Still owner of 200%. Nowhere near as funny as I think I am. He/him.
Tom lewis @Tomlewis700
1K Followers 6K Following Support for adults with autism. BTID [email protected]
Pascal Porcheron @Pascal_Pub
555 Followers 1K Following Publishing nonfiction at Reaktion Books. Get in touch: [email protected]
Jonathan Mitchell @JMitchell_5News
1K Followers 2K Following News Editor @5_News, formerly ITV News & Evening Standard. Stories to [email protected]
Axel @A_Ellung
84 Followers 2K Following
Yohannah D @Johanna18096711
328 Followers 535 Following TRFC,born on the Wirral, baking ,1 husband,3 kids, 🐈⬛🐈⬛,Uni of L'pool, athletics,halb Deutsch, PA/Admin/Treasurer, Catholic, ❤️cheese&sleep,cfs/me, no DMs
Tim Smells @timmysmells
2K Followers 1K Following Pulp horror writer. Man about town. Pickle enthusiast.
𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚕�.. @overlandertheb1
2K Followers 885 Following Alan Brown, author of 'Overlander' from @SarabandBooks, short-listed for the 2019 Saltire Awards. Upland flâneur. Slow bicyclist. Xenophile. Sale polyvalent.
Augustasaurus @Augustasaurus
46 Followers 223 Following
AndyJGuttridge 🍻�.. @AndyJGuttridge1
417 Followers 994 Following ⚽️ the beautiful game 🎮 gamer 🍺 craft ale 📚 book geek 🎨 street art 🏰 history 🔪 amateur cook
Kate Swoger @kateswoger
598 Followers 2K Following I'm a producer at CBC Radio's As It Happens. Views and inanities are my own.
Ben Shires @BenShires
8K Followers 2K Following Expert in quiffs, olden day stuff & bafflement. Larking about on @cbbc and new Dig Detectives on @skyuk. @LUFC fan/sufferer & @lufctrust Future Trust President
Michael Emons @Michael_Emons
684 Followers 5K Following Sports journalist for the BBC Sport website. Reporter / live text commentator - football, boxing, snooker, tennis, F1 and athletics. Proud father. My views.
Sheffield, Yorkshire @philvintin
650 Followers 687 Following Still playing football, likes to help others & would be interested in collaborations on stuff especially in #Sheffield Founder of @HelpSheffield
Stop Calderdale Wind .. @YorkshireNature
619 Followers 680 Following #StopCalderdaleWindFarm #SaveWalshawMoor #HebdenBridge #CrimsworthDean #HardcastleCrags #curlews #goldenplovers #Yorkshire #BronteCountry #Brontes #TedHughes
sally evans @sallyevanz1
1K Followers 746 Following Dr Sally Evans (ELCW Lancaster) Publishing website https://t.co/BDIj6gj8AG Novels by Sally: Lettersgait; Wildgoose. views may be those of my secretary
Matt Swain @mattador10
61 Followers 218 Following He looked like a Mumford & Son so I think he'd know...
Lauren @laurenchampkin
236 Followers 3K Following Lauren’s Candles-crazy lady in my 40’s but determined to make my Candle 🕯 Business Worldwide 🕯🕯🌈🌈🌈
the cafe bar @AuxDelices_
657 Followers 1K Following Traditional Cafe and Fish and Chip shop. Open Monday to Friday 9.00am to 3.00pm & Thursdays & Fridays 4.30pm to 7.30pm to eat in or takeaway.
Mad World Fancy Dress @MadWorld_UK
1K Followers 2K Following Mad World is your very own fancy dress box. We have over 35,000 costumes for hire. Shops in London - Old Street & Kentish Town
Brunch with the Bradl.. @BradleyBrunch
651 Followers 3K Following https://t.co/joTOYPNTuB #kenilworthsmostfamouscouple
Martin Smith #NHSLove.. @nraMartin
591 Followers 2K Following IT Consultant, Socialist, Tory Hater and Father of 5 amazing kids. #JC4PM. Currently living in the ultra Right Wing Fascist State formally known as Gt Britain.
Finiteware @Finiteware
16 Followers 33 Following
Suzanne Nolan @suznolan67
373 Followers 899 Following Raised on radio. True Aquarius. Loving mother of four. Beach mouse. 🌴
ever true life @evertruelife
182 Followers 62 Following
J.R. Rogers @Coach_JR
282 Followers 323 Following Football Coach (Gridiron). Coach of 2012 National Champs, 2013 State Champs and National Team Rep. Gamer on PS5 - sometimes on Twitch
Amy @amy_gomez_
120 Followers 3K Following
Gai Campbell @campbell_gai
89 Followers 106 Following
Anna @annaflanigan17
185 Followers 3K Following
andy s61 @ands61
340 Followers 774 Following Collector of rare and unusual vintage watches. Football fan NCFC
Tranmere Rovers FC @TranmereRovers
73K Followers 1K Following Official #TRFC X Account | ⚽️ @TRFCwomen 💙 @TRFCCommunity ✈️ @ISAtrfc 🛒 @TRFCstore 🐶 @TRFCRoverDog 📚 @TRFCEducation_ | Social Media Sponsor: O’Rourke
James Felton @JimMFelton
329K Followers 3K Following Bestselling author 52 Times Britain Was A Bellend: https://t.co/IOylVjHwzA Sunburn, a funny book about how shit The Sun is: https://t.co/Zewi6HPEDE
Nicola Palios @NicolaPalios
11K Followers 241 Following Vice Chairman of Tranmere Rovers. Former NED of British Rowing. Rehabilitated lawyer. All views my own.
Ian Reynolds @Ian_Reynolds87
2K Followers 1K Following Tranmere Rovers supporter, May '68 enthusiast, Serie A and La Liga anorak, Ale house connoisseur, Tennis fan and Footballer walk aficionado
Phil #ForNate 🇸�.. @Gidsentinel
5K Followers 2K Following #ForNate, Father of Double 2021/22 MOTM and Fan of The Season winner Nate Gidman, Adkins Enthusiast 🥭, Aspiring technologist, TRFC 🏴 🇳🇴
Rhodri Marsden ⏏️ @rhodri
72K Followers 7K Following Vapid Response Unit. Writer. Tech columnist for @HTSI. Rapidly ageing musician. Play with Scritti Politti, Lost Crowns, Sweet Billy Pilgrim, Spearmint
LUX ET ROBUR @luxetrobur
3K Followers 795 Following Peacocking manchild & increasingly apathetic rag-trader
Nigel Adderley @nadderley
20K Followers 1K Following Football Commentator/Presenter @talkSPORT IMG, Gravity Media @pitch_intl Presenter on The Newsroom @bbcworldservice Associate Lecturer @uninorthants
Martin Travis @lurkinhead
2K Followers 2K Following #TRFC. Late autism diagnosis. Deaf / acoustic neuroma. Wanders the Leisure Peninsula, taking photos. Neighbourhood Binstigator. Geographical Pedant.
Harry McNally @HarryMcNally00
7K Followers 3K Following Tranmere rovers supporting renaissance man.Thinking womans crumpet.child actor in Chariots of fire ,assorted other @proper_facts .chum of #LS & #Fang
Matt Jones @mattjones_sport
5K Followers 2K Following Broadcaster and commentator for @TalkSPORT, @IMG, @BurnleyFCWomen • Sports writer for @tntsports, @FlashscoreUK • Author of 2 Tranmere books • @ATTTMPod creator
TranmereRovers Trust @Tranmere_Trust
7K Followers 2K Following Representing fans at board level at Tranmere Rovers Football Club
Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches
156K Followers 698 Following Writer & editor @TheAthleticFC | Creator & host of the 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦 podcast, for my sins: https://t.co/OyljoYd55W
Jim'll Paint It @Jimllpaintit
154K Followers 329 Following People ask me to draw pictures on Microsoft Paint. Follow me on Instagram: https://t.co/FwNbgiUHcQ
Hardcastle Crags @HardcastleNT
2K Followers 285 Following National Trust owned woodland and Gibson Mill; a totally off the grid building. Car parks open 7 days a week. Cafe open 7 days a week, 10am - 4pm.
GeorgeWeahsCousin @WeahsCousin
43K Followers 1K Following
Emma 💛💙🇩🇰.. @MonkEmma
18K Followers 4K Following A Molecular Biologist who fights misinformation. Product of 🇬🇧🇩🇰marriage I will continue the good fight🇪🇺💪🏼All views are my own [email protected]
Sir Chris McStill @SeasideChris
1K Followers 795 Following mostly nonsense. Except scones. cream first. twitter forever
Harry Robertson @aitchrobertson
3K Followers 3K Following Homepage & app editor for @theipaper. not the sharpest tool in the shed.
AndyJGuttridge 🍻�.. @AndyJGuttridge1
417 Followers 994 Following ⚽️ the beautiful game 🎮 gamer 🍺 craft ale 📚 book geek 🎨 street art 🏰 history 🔪 amateur cook
PartyCasino @partycasino
2K Followers 343 Following The official PartyCasino Twitter account . We love a bit of banter and hope your good fortunes continue. 18+|https://t.co/1OW7h3ASA0| Play Responsibly.
Ben Shires @BenShires
8K Followers 2K Following Expert in quiffs, olden day stuff & bafflement. Larking about on @cbbc and new Dig Detectives on @skyuk. @LUFC fan/sufferer & @lufctrust Future Trust President
Stu @phorenzik
306 Followers 725 Following He/Him/Idiot. General buffoonery. Sometimes grumpy, sometimes funny, mostly friendly. https://t.co/X0v5ERdGZH
Michael Emons @Michael_Emons
684 Followers 5K Following Sports journalist for the BBC Sport website. Reporter / live text commentator - football, boxing, snooker, tennis, F1 and athletics. Proud father. My views.
Stop Calderdale Wind .. @YorkshireNature
619 Followers 680 Following #StopCalderdaleWindFarm #SaveWalshawMoor #HebdenBridge #CrimsworthDean #HardcastleCrags #curlews #goldenplovers #Yorkshire #BronteCountry #Brontes #TedHughes
Quirky Rides @QuirkyRides
34K Followers 450 Following #quirky #car & #automotive #design, history & #images https://t.co/9x0D1mhCFJ #Cars #wheels #odd. Diagonally parked in a parallel universe 🚗🏎️🚓
paint_it_maroon @subbuteo_paints
766 Followers 464 Following Dad & #subbuteo painter, Bringing tabletop football to life, one miniature team at a time 🎨 | Football fanatic ⚽ | Let's share & elevate our painting game! 🤝
Brunch with the Bradl.. @BradleyBrunch
651 Followers 3K Following https://t.co/joTOYPNTuB #kenilworthsmostfamouscouple
Dudes Posting Their W.. @DudespostingWs
2.3M Followers 27 Following Ironically Funny and Wholesome. DMs open for submissions 🥂 DM for Removal or Credit
Red Sky At Night @redskyatnight
11K Followers 2K Following Ghoul about town. Also https://t.co/zPYPkRA9nj
TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt
587K Followers 2K Following Director & Editor for TV, Films & Music Videos. Winner of things you’ve never heard of. Project Greenlight Greenies nominee.
Stevie Martin @5tevieM
82K Followers 2K Following comedian/writer and @nobodypanicpod and same handle on IG and its fine ok its really fine no really
Je téléphone à la .. @je_police
3K Followers 2K Following I do silly threads on old TV programmes. Currently rewatching all of Inspector Morse. Addicted to 3-2-1 clues.
Jack Wallington @jackwallington
29K Followers 695 Following Grower, designer, nature writer 🌾 The art and science of gardening for nature ✨ Join my Wild Way newsletter👇🏼
James Cave @jaycave14
937 Followers 1K Following Editor @onthespot_news | Co-Founder @againstleague3 | Former Press Officer @southport_fc | Usually complaining about something
Mark Mitchener @markmitchener
645 Followers 293 Following #Cricket enthusiast, bowler of slow full tosses, hopeless tail-end batter, a liability in the field, and international man of mystery.
Hastings Direct @HastingsDirect
14K Followers 126 Following We offer car, bike, van & home insurance. Got a question? Check our Help Centre first at https://t.co/Tjc1jC0m31. For anything else, send us a DM!
Charlie Haynes @charliehtweets
15K Followers 5K Following Senior investigative reporter for the East Midlands - BBC News. Drop me a DM if you have a story or a cute dog pic
Victoria Valentine @VValentineNews
63K Followers 2K Following @BBC broadcaster. @UCL Brain Sciences postgrad student. Eternal optimist. 🌱
Elmexingles @elmexingles
269 Followers 967 Following
Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham
631K Followers 637 Following Wildlife TV Presenter & Conservationist – sign up to my newsletter below. #RestoreNatureNow
Tranmere Garden @Tranmere_Garden
495 Followers 74 Following Wirral's largest hospitality venue opening soon 💙👀
Brendon Mitchell @thetalkofsport
2K Followers 196 Following Journalist working on @bbcsport’s football content. Used to waffle on the radio. Bristol born, Bristol bred.
wake up and smell the.. @smell_the_copy
31 Followers 46 Following We are copywriters and wordsmiths who inject personality, humour and individuality to ensure your text stands out from what is a considerable crowd.
Alie Ward @alieward
73K Followers 1K Following Hi I host the science/comedy podcast @Ologies, co-host 100 Humans & Brainchild on Netflix, CBS’s Innovation Nation + host CW’s Did I Mention Invention? She/her
Husko @dank_ackroyd
21K Followers 3K Following if you like tweets you’re in for a treat 😎 @parkascomedy
Blake Gore | Miniatur.. @B1akeGore
5K Followers 284 Following Drawer of Tiny Stuff | Shows and Store 👇
Sarah @SarahDuggers
13K Followers 2K Following If Kate Middleton went feral and lived behind some bins.
Rob Morgan @robbiemorgz
8K Followers 1K Following It's just some dry weird stuff https://t.co/JyLjJIr2Kt
Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn
117K Followers 7K Following A one-man mission to break football down into its constituent parts
Spotted Footballers @SpottedPlayers
62K Followers 4 Following Sharing your random moments with footballers. Our DMs are open for submissions. Join the @WikiBallersQuiz!
Vic and Bob @IsItTrue_false
74K Followers 8 Following Welcome! - Vic and Bob clips - True or false questions from Shooting Stars - Fan run by @Gabba_Gabba_Lou
cats being weird litt.. @weirdlilguys
2.1M Followers 25 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • TEES N STICKERS 👇👇
Arcade club Leeds wor.. @ArcadeLeeds
278 Followers 11 Following Repairing old arcade games for all to enjoy
Last night I had two 14-year-old girls on my sofa cooing over my collection of Smiths 7-inches. Could this have not fucking happened in 1989?
About once a year I randomly think about Eileen Drewery. Reader, today is that day.
Sitting under a wool blanket for crying out loud. In April 2020 I had my shorts on!
But a piece about not using, say, a spoon for a week, that’s different. Yep. I’d happily write an account of, I dunno, trying to use a fork instead, with unexpected and hilarious results
I wouldnt wish to diss the journalist - god knows we all have to earn a crust - but I’m astounded that editors are STILL commissioning first-person accounts of “my week without a phone” / “my month without the internet”. We have hundreds if not thousands of the damn things
@rossmcginnes @HardcastleNT favourite spot ... really quite beautiful
Reminder they have a bubble machine on the half way line.
⚒️🏴 West Ham chanting to Leverkusen fans: "What the f*cking hell is that?"
Just seen a 1982 edition of Give Us a Clue where Patricia Hayes was given LOVELY RITA METER MAID (sic) to mime. This is why we need Beatles podcasts.
Guessing that’s because of the Fa cup replay between Bristol Rovers and Norwich ?
No English team will be in the Semi-Finals of either the Champions League or Europa League for the 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 since the 2014/15 season ❌
Her: I hope he’s not looking at pictures of Dion Dublin in a chip shop again. Me:
Groundhopping stat: @fcdordrechtnl is now my fifth-most visited ground. Really enjoyed going throughout this season. Friendly club, beautiful old main stand, good atmosphere, an exciting team and I love that the players all come round at the end to see the fans. ❤️
@NicolaPalios @TheFACup @premierleague @EFL I’ll climb the floodlights if you give me the nod
Just been offered a job to use my writing skills to train an AI to be a better writer. Jesus wept. What do I do at the end of the contract, just walk into a wood chipper?
Mark Palios is squaring up to the FA, Nicola is encouraging people to protest and our manager is a tropical fruit enthusiast. Tranmere are going up next season. The fire is back!
The old Personal Work News Klaxon 🚨!! After six years of freelancing, I've finally got a permanent BBC Sport job, albeit its only a 6-month contract at first! Have loved being self-employed but it'll be nice to not work month-to-month... for half a year at least!
@Teslaconomics Crawling a dirt road. In the mountains people drive such roads with a 20 year old 2wd fiat panda at 3x the speed. 😂😂😂
@lurkinhead @lennyb1983 @Gidsentinel Yep . Halifax is a top day out . Just don’t fancy Barnet
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