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i’m only here for funnies & don't take me too serious / Texas A&M Enjoyer Joined September 2019-
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Actress Sydney Sweeney revealed in a recent interview that her favorite College Baseball player is Texas A&M’s Hayden Schott “He just has a certain aura to him and the way he plays” the Hollywood star said “It’s hard to imagine anyone Rattling the Bog better than him”
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not even Shonda Rhimes could've written this absolute cinema.
not even Shonda Rhimes could've written this absolute cinema.
you probably didn't hear about it bc i went under the name "mike honcho"
Happy 25th Anniversary to SpongeBob. From the first time I laid eyes on you I knew I would love you for a lifetime. I could write a book on your impact. Without you there is no me.
THIS COMMENTARY LMFAOOO
normalize swinging on people
i can't figure out what to do for my nail appointment later. pink is cliche but i think yellow may be too bold. advice appreciated
Oh i'm well aware I made it weird but it's part of my charm and it will happen again
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this is what the philippines spends their entire military budget on
@rubiabandito idk that looks just like my suggestion
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@rubiabandito wait no forget it pastel cyan:
@rubiabandito 1.25/1.5 Sky Blue French Tips depending on your finger size. Go nuts kiddo
when a coffeehead says something so morningsodaphobic that you gotta em with that 7 am dr pepper stare
I'm supposed to think about O Chem but all I can think about is you Someone get me out of here
@aggyreport @BarstoolTexasAM I bet you said "sir yes sir" when they told you to post this