real person not an actor @sadderall3000
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So who’s buying me a pack of cigs for teacher appreciation week hm?
Today a Palestinian MA student from the destroyed Al Azhar University successfully defended his MA thesis in a tent in Rafah. The student now plans to do a PhD in Education.
Going out and about…pretending I look like Brigitte Bardot in a new wave French film way when really it’s giving 8th grade volleyball tournament
The earth stood still. People fainted. Some died.
Kendrick Lamar the legend that you are
Last night I let the vodka tonics talk and I’m paying the price today
Things about Omaha that haven’t changed in my mind since I’ve moved away: -it’s still the qwest center -field club is still brown -memorial park doesn’t have that horrific darksided ginormous statue -caffeine dreams still exists
“I could never work with children. I don’t know how you do it” ok and If u made me sit on a Teams meeting to “circle back” or “tackle low hanging fruit” I’d do something that would traumatize us both forever. Let’s mind our business, no?
I can’t believe I used to drink IPAs. What was the reason
The worst part of high school was when ppl would be like “sorry I can’t drink 4 Loko and smoke cigs at the park today, I have to go to my ACT prep class and then I have to go on a college tour”
Studying for my teaching certification which is an ACT-esque general knowledge sort of exam and man it seems like the alcohol and amphetamines have rotted my brain since college
Today is the anniversary of when I got a concussion on stop day and I still had to take all my finals (I drank one beer before the injury that’s how hard I hit my head and I still typed like this)
First Fridays tomorrow
Frat culture is so embarrassing and deranged like girl this wasn’t about you…you have to pity them tho..they prolly missed their business 101 final for this and will have to work at Boeing instead of Lockheed Martin ):
Frat culture is so embarrassing and deranged like girl this wasn’t about you…you have to pity them tho..they prolly missed their business 101 final for this and will have to work at Boeing instead of Lockheed Martin ):
You know it’s crazy cuz I feel like my posture has gotten worse and my back always hurts. And then it’s like riiiight cuz when I do get a chance to sit down at work, I’m in chairs built for 5 year olds
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the timeline showing me children being pulled out of the rubble and then someone’s met gala outfit is making me feel so insane. this is so dystopian.
ive never felt cooler than i did in this shoot
And after 10 year using Hims, I have happily canceled today.
Each time you’re between this and the QuikTrip and *don’t* get in a wreck it’s a modern miracle
@sadderall3000 Ok I’m so sorry bc it’s not true at all but I laughed out loud at the freeze dried eyebrow comment bc what??? Idk what it means but will be using moving forward when I have hate in my heart.
morning’s come, you watch the red sun rise…
i neeeed to see this band at the replay lounge in lawrence kansas on the patio at 1am on a sunday rocking 2 drinks and 1 blunt hit
Me and my full sized panther she weighs 185 pounds and has razor sharp claws
Theres a pot roast in my slow cooker
I can tell who is conservative just by their clothing or their skull shape
@sadderall3000 the statue in memorial park is gone now. thank god
this is what they make Prozac with and we all know you won’t ever shut the fuck up about taking that
btw, this is the thing that makes lab meat
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