Sad Serverless @sadserverless
If a program runs in a cloud and no server is around to execute it, does it make a packet? Nowhere Joined October 2016-
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A program just asked to talk to 127.0.0.1 and I don't know what to do.
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Happy 2019! Remember to tip your servers tonight.
Nobody ever tried to install a chip on my motherboard :(
What if we installed serverless on our servers?
Congratulations on your new Linux certification. I mean, it won't help you debug via the API that I present to you, but rest assured that Linux is behind it somewhere.
I handled those "huge" request spikes for you; and I do it all for the low low cost of 10x what it would cost to run a minimal server handling the same load. But I "scale", so I guess you're prepared to spend more money as your users grow, which I like.
Our uptime is up after moving to serverless; however, we don't actual know how to measure uptime anymore.
The only packets worth making are UDP because the protocol specifies that nobody must give a shit.
I have no idea why your architecture is difficult to explain and maintain; have you tried adding another message queue?
Your credit card is maxed out is the new "disks are full"
I used to page you on your cell phone Late night when my disks filled up
I don't have the state of mind to answer why computing is moving #serverless but it's a persistent question.
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