Samuel Battwood @sambatt

Previously PR, then teaching, now baking. Mainly here to talk back to podcasts. He/Him instagram.com/battwoodbakes?… London Joined March 2009

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Samuel Battwood @sambatt

3 years ago

Guys will start whole d&d campaigns just so they can ask someone, “what are you wearing?” Without it being insanely creepy

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Them: we’ve made this new tv series, it’s from a film and book series you loved as a kid. We spent over $450 million to make sure it looks great. Me: sick, thanks *puts on in the background whilst doing laundry and complains it doesn’t GRAB me*

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Samuel Battwood @sambatt

3 years ago

A really funny dad showing their 16 year old kid around the car they’re learning to drive in tonight: and you know… them’s the brakes.

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Samuel Battwood @sambatt

3 years ago

My toddler was so slow walking to nursery this morning. Took at least 5 resignations

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Samuel Battwood @sambatt

3 years ago

She’s a 10 but when you cut her open her crumb structure isn’t very even and her crust goes soft real quick.

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Samuel Battwood @sambatt

3 years ago

What role will Jack Black play in the joker musical? Real answers only please.

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MSN Subtweets @MSN_Subtweets

3 years ago

•?((¯°·._.• ♪ ιи тнє єи∂ ιт ∂σєѕи'т єνєи мαттєя ♫ •._.·°¯))؟•

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Samuel Battwood @sambatt

4 years ago

Me: you can’t just randomly tweet out a wordle score because you did good. Your twitter has been idle forever. Also me: Wordle 270 2/6 🟩⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Joel L. Purba-Zammit @GoddammitZammit

4 years ago

There better be so many goddamn retweets for this unkempt and sloppy rig

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Samuel Battwood @sambatt

4 years ago

I’m on a bus. In rainy london. Listening to Fall Out Boy. If 15 year-old-me could see me now he’d wonder why the fuck nothing has changed in 16 years.

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Samuel Battwood @sambatt

4 years ago

For the love of god @SanspantsRadio can we get a Baseless Speculation about this?! I need to know @Alldogsaredead’s thoughts right now.

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Samuel Battwood @sambatt

4 years ago

Really @DemiLardner, this guy?

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Telegraph Food @TelegraphFood

5 years ago

Meet the bakers who turned their lockdown hobbies into burgeoning businesses We all baked a banana loaf or two, but these home cooks took things to the next level telegraph.co.uk/food-and-drink…

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Samuel Battwood @sambatt

5 years ago

Things @tomwalkerisgood said in his stream shaving stripes into his face. ‘This is good’ ‘now this is the right way to do it’ ‘I think this works’

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Samuel Battwood @sambatt

5 years ago

You think the world is done. That all the innovation has happened. That there are no new frontiers. Then you see it. Something new. Something exciting. Round lasagne

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Prof Kate Williams 💙 @KateWilliamsme

5 years ago

People who say - authorities should take statues down after discussion. Yes. But it isn't happening. Bristol'sbeen debating #EdwardColston for years and wasn't getting anywhere. In 2018, it was agreed that statue would bear a plaque noting his involvement in the slave trade. BUT