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I am such an inactive listener. I’ll be so riveted by someone’s stories but while they’re telling them I’m staring at the fucking floor. I gotta start looking at people like this
Just got my car jumped and the dude who helped me asked for a tip. I said I didn’t have any money, so he said “Do you have lotion? I am dry.” I went into my apartment, grabbed a bottle of lotion, and the look of appreciation on his face was unlike anything I’d ever seen.
A collection of jokes that came to me in the shower
They recorded their boss during a work meeting.
Check on your loved ones. Especially the ones who are gift givers. You never know who is suffering in silence.
I can finally change my header. This is more important.
I can finally change my header. This is more important. https://t.co/dllispy48N
72 years old. Instead of singing in the rain she should be at the club right now
72 years old. Instead of singing in the rain she should be at the club right now
How does the saying go? If you Orange something, set it Juice? The juice is loose. Forever and always.
White shirt’s flow is incredible holy shit
White shirt’s flow is incredible holy shit
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Hard to distill the past few years of making cool things with cool people, but I tried my best. New VFX and Motion Design reel, let's make cool things together!
ngl i doubt either of them could fix my computer
just dipped my birria taco in the six flags wave pool
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
Genuinely if y’all are looking for substantial reviews, there are many writers who would love it if you read their stuff on the outlets they write for. there are even websites that aggregate those reviews if you don’t know/follow any critics already!
“they should teach media literacy in school” brother that’s what they’re trying to do english/lit classes but you keep saying “it’s not that deep the curtains are just blue”
Sending off @RoosterTeeth with my incredible friends and peers 💗😭
this would be embarrassing for the barden bella’s i’m sorry it’s just not even close
relax 🙄 it ony a movie
Cool, Max, cool. One note. This movie was released in 2017, and it depicts an event that took place in 1994.
whoever said to be present in the moment did not seem to consider that many moments are not good and i do not want to be present in them as then i feel sad
Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner and now her reinvention is complete theguardian.com/film/2024/apr/…