Sam wallin @samwallin

Joined October 2010

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maya @mayapo1ogies

a week ago

just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.

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Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter

2 weeks ago

ESPN’s tribute to the one and only Mike Ditka:

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Jason Evert @jasonevert

2 weeks ago

Movie dates for a first date? Hard pass. A girl wants to talk and get to know you, not sit in silence for 2 hours. #DatingAdvice #FirstDate #DatingAdvice #FirstDate

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meghan @deloisivete

3 weeks ago

No one warns you how invested you'll be in the weather radar as you get older

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Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats

3 weeks ago

your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back "thanks!" to people you haven't talk to in 10 years.

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Sam wallin @samwallin

3 weeks ago

@WydRomanX Letter s

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Saint Adaugoijele ✝️ @JustAdaugoijele

3 weeks ago

Have you ever thought about praying the Rosary specifically for the purification of your memory? In Catholic thought, the memory is one of the faculties of the soul, alongside the intellect and the will. To purify the memory is to surrender painful recollections, regrets, intrusive thoughts, and unhealthy attachments to Christ, asking Him to free us from their power. At the beginning of your Rosary, you can simply pray: “Lord, I offer this Rosary for the purification of my memory. Take every painful recollection, every regret, and every unholy image, and wash them in Your grace.” You can also bring this intention into each mystery: • Agony in the Garden: memories of anxiety and fear • Scourging at the Pillar: memories of suffering and shame • Crowning with Thorns: impure or troubling thoughts • Resurrection: renewal, hope, and new life Or add a simple clause to the Hail Mary:“…and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus, who purifies my memory.” Mary, Our Lady of Sorrows, pray for us.

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mariana Z @mariana057

a month ago

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ‘80s & ‘90s, far exceeds my ability to remember why I walk into the kitchen.

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Catholics for Catholics 🇺🇲 @CforCatholics

a month ago

IT'S OFFICIAL: AMERICA HAS A NEW BLESSED INTERCEDING FOR US IN HEAVEN! Today, September 24, 2026 A.D., Archbishop Fulton Sheen becomes the first-ever American-born bishop beatified in the United States. Blessed Fulton Sheen, pray for us.

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Ophelia🍂 @OpheliaLunpl

a month ago

When it comes to autumn decor, “enough” simply doesn’t exist😂🍂

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EvanJungleMessiah @evaninthebay

a month ago

how I want my wife to react when I fix the wifi by unplugging it and plugging it back in

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Sam wallin @samwallin

a month ago

@BearsShowYo I am a bears fan and love Caleb. He’ll win MVP one day but let’s hold our horses on Caleb and Bryce. Shit defenses that got lit up. Both QBs played exceptionally well with that being said but give them time to prove it

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Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear

a month ago

I asked a woman to explain postpartum depression to me like I was 5 years old and then she tried to strangle me.

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Ben Devine @Chicago_NFL

a month ago

Caleb Williams today: 21/29 72.4% completion 269 pass yards 2 pass TDs ZERO turnovers 65 rushing yards 2 rush TDs 52 POINTS!

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Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca

a month ago

25 years ago, we were attacked by Islamic extremists. Today, we have one as mayor. Well done, NYC.

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✌🏼Honey Bomb 🌻 @honeyybomb

2 months ago

Blaming hormones for murder is like men blaming testosterone for rape. I said what I said.

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not telling you @ghettiburner

2 months ago

“Place your item in the bagging area” Fucking shut up

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Amelia @amelia_tweetz

2 months ago

People really don't know how to drive anymore. Why are you hitting the brakes every five seconds when there's literally nothing in front of you? Just take your foot off the gas and let the car slow down. The constant brake-gas-brake-gas shit is so fcking annoying.

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ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham

3 months ago

So a fully formed fetus in the womb is not a baby but a man in a dress is a woman? Got it. You people are fucked in the head.

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Dr. Abby Johnson @AbbyJohnson

4 months ago

Abortion is the act of killing a completely innocent human being. It’s a crime that we don’t prosecute. It’s a legalized version of murder. It’s evil.