Saurabh @saurabhgupta2_5
Hindistan Joined April 2016-
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Meanwhile China tried to break the world apart by the Virus. Mad lads in India united and literally lit up the world.
*People start bursting crackers* Modiji:
Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
The prisoner convicted of treason just picked the king in Game of Thrones. Even my 8 year old Nephew writes better stories than this.
PAF: Janab aaj hum India me gira kar aaye hai Imran: Wah kya giraya? Rocket? Missiles? PAF: Apna F-16 Imran: Bhaag mc 😠
#GullyBoyTrailer When you look up your common cold symptoms on the internet Google :
Agar tu nanga hi Aya hai aur Kya ghante leke jayega toh apna time aake Kya karega?
To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy.
With Britain leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up? 1 GB...
Bad things always happen to good people because when bad things happen to bad people, it’s a good thing.
The Wright Brothers were responsible for 9/11 too.
Life isn’t fair. But it isn’t fair to anyone, which kind of makes Life fair.
Alcohol is a solution.
If you’re famous you get assassinated. Otherwise you just get murdered.
The Easter Bunny is a ridiculous myth that completely detracts from the factual reality of the Son of God rising from the dead.
You can't buy happiness but you can buy #weed and that's close enough..... #marijuana #HighTimes #quotestoliveby
One day aliens will find out that we have been constantly choosing our own species for Miss Universe and they’ll be very upset.
Putin won the election with 76.6% of the vote. Thats the exact same percentage I gave myself when my teacher told us we could mark our own tests and I didn't want to look suspicious
Mark Zuckerberg used to be a hero of the digital age, but now he has lived long enough to see himself become the villain.
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Ashay @ashayt001
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funny tweet party @funnytweetparty
1K Followers 3K Following making you laugh one hilarious tweet at a time. *we dont own any content posted. parody. for business or complaints email [email protected]*
So Awkward @OhAwkwards
21K Followers 19K Following This is so awkward! Here to make you laugh. Follow us for awkwardly funny tweets.
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Drift Pictures @DriftPics
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Vicky Johnston @weevics95
153 Followers 2K Following I am currently working full time as a care assistant in a nursing home but am hoping to go on and study nursing in the next few years.
Space Cadet @spacecadets1
999 Followers 3K Following Follow the space cadet! Take a look at the beauty of space and see the facts coming right from the observatory #EverythingSpace
بـــوحــح .:... @xxdcc34
5K Followers 6K Following . . . .ﺈبٺسم ف نحن نعيش بفضل ιللہ، وليس ، بفضل ιلاخرينٌ..”
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Startup India @startupindia
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Jawaharlal Nehru @PMNehru
47K Followers 0 Following The reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. Parody.
Business Standard @bsindia
2.2M Followers 534 Following Latest news on the economy, companies, markets, politics and technology from India's leading business daily. WhatsApp link: https://t.co/dOfKBRwpY0
Business Insider Indi... @BiIndia
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The Educated Moron @EducatedMoron
63K Followers 858 Following Things to Expect: Parenting Jokes | Sports & Movies Trivia | RTing Relatable Memes | Observations on Pop Culture & 90s Nostalgia | 100% DM & 0% Mentions Check
ravish kumar @ravish_journo
4.1M Followers 1K Following किताब: इश्क में शहर होना, Free Voice, बोलना ही है । https://t.co/8OYAHh77Cp सब्सक्राइब करें ।
Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt
411K Followers 668 Following You came. You saw. You followed. You unfollowed. I never existed.
Sagar @sagarcasm
540K Followers 387 Following 5 time Champion in Gully Cricket. Went to IIM Ahmedabad to meet a friend. Chief Administrator in 3 WhatsApp Groups.
NASA @NASA
88.0M Followers 158 Following Official NASA account. Exploring the universe, advancing science, and inspiring the next generation of explorers. Verification: https://t.co/8nok3NP4PW
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes
643K Followers 52 Following Best dad jokes on twitter - we’re also on Instagram and Facebook.
Great Minds Quotes @GreatestQuotes
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out of context things @TheComedyHumor
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Shower Thoughts @ShwrThght
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Pornhub @Pornhub
3.9M Followers 10K Following Official @Pornhub Twitter For Model Program help & updates: @PornhubHelp.
Ashay @ashayt001
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Nostalgia @ComedyPosts
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Deepak Sharma @iAmdpkShrma
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Sarah Andersen @SarahCAndersen
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