scld @scld

If I live too long I'm afraid I'll die. Massachusetts, USA Joined February 2009

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scld @scld

2 years ago

Thoughts and prayers to all of the poor people who have been wronged at job interviews because "complete goober" isn't a protected class.

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2 years ago

I wish the leap from "I think this" to "everyone thinks this" was harder.

Joker @BachelorJoker

2 years ago

I wish the leap from "I think this" to "everyone thinks this" was harder.

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2 years ago

There are simulated fingerprints!!!

Sam M @samerps

2 years ago

There are simulated fingerprints!!!

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From ancient Rome to modern Atlanta, the shape of cities has been defined by the technologies that allow commuters to get to work in about 30 minutes — an idea that has come to be known as the Marchetti Constant. #citylabarchive trib.al/N1y1b2d

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2 years ago

What's crazy is that the pigs are absolutely defenseless anyway...... There was no need to give the wolf hurricane breath.

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soul nate @MNateShyamalan

2 years ago

me: what’s crazy is that rudy giuliani first rose to fame because of 9/11 teen born in 2006: ohhh. like he helped do it me: ok no, but i see how you got there

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2 years ago

Crazy to think if I had just had a random TBI as a kid or something I could have 2 million Twitter followers.

Tim Pool @Timcast

2 years ago

Crazy to think if I had just had a random TBI as a kid or something I could have 2 million Twitter followers.

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2 years ago

That there are people in this thread defending Subway proves there is no such thing as objective beauty or taste.

non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder

2 years ago

That there are people in this thread defending Subway proves there is no such thing as objective beauty or taste.

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Matthew Griisser @_mgriisser

2 years ago

It takes the MBTA red line as long to go the three stops from Park St to Central Square as it took Apollo 11 to enter Earth's orbit (12 minutes)

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2 years ago

This is a very scary possibility! Imagine, you may even have a warlord as bad as Putin! Oh wait.

Visegrád 24 @visegrad24

2 years ago

This is a very scary possibility! Imagine, you may even have a warlord as bad as Putin! Oh wait.

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F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco

2 years ago

THEY. ARE. TRYING. TO. DISTRACT. YOU. FROM. DUNE. PART. 2. BEING. PUSHED. BACK. TO. MARCH. 2024. FROM. ITS. ORIGINAL. NOVEMBER. RELEASE. DATE! SO tired of people falling for this. The noise is the point!

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2 years ago

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scld @scld

2 years ago

Those sax players in Frankenstein are the silliest gooses. Just poking their heads in the room, trying to join the fun.

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2 years ago

I haven't seen @POTUS say a single thing about people putting dessert food out in the office break room at breakfast time...how long until order is restored?

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Eric Bailey @EricVBailey

2 years ago

Someone on another site said "he looks like a Gary Larson drawing" and I just about did a spit take.

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2 years ago

The trick to parenting is very simple: just watch Bluey and try to do 10 percent of what they do.

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the hype @TheHyyyype

2 years ago

remember when the 1990s food pyramid told us to eat 7 - 11 servings of bread and pasta every day

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2 years ago

I think in 150 years there will be a spotify classical music playlist with Beethoven's 9th and Party in the USA and it'll be fabulous.

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2 years ago

Thanks to the new engagement incentives, leadheads like this just get money to say this shit 😭

Megha @meghaverma_art

2 years ago

Thanks to the new engagement incentives, leadheads like this just get money to say this shit 😭

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2 years ago

The shelves along the checkout line at a Marshalls are an absolute mental gauntlet. Knick knacks just beating your brain with little sticks. Beset on all sides by Brookstone castaways and the tyranny of evil men.