scott jay @scottjay4
ima rocket scientist. i love pizza and hot girls with big boobs. did i mention ima rocket scientist? favstar.fm/users/scottjay4 winter park FL Joined April 2012-
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36 years old.. and I still sing the ABCs in my head to see what letter comes next.
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My lingerie drawer contains so many pushup bras and so few reasons to live.
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It's so annoying when people need constant reassurance. You know what I mean?
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awesome how the question mark resembles an ear. whaaaaaattt?
WANTED: SINGLE GIRL. Able To Cook, Love and has a Job, Must Have house & car. Please send picture of HOUSE & CAR.
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The sun comes up, the stars go down, I can't speak english yet you all listen to that stupid song I'm glad you came.
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bitch in 508/202.. put your obnoxious fucking chihuahua inside the apartment before i feed him to my pit for breakfast. p.s. FUCK YOU!
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don't wanna argue with your wife about the toilet seat? use the fucking sink. problem solved.
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If you look at my face and not my tits when you talk to me, I am seriously going to question your sexuality.
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Believe a woman when she says size doesn't matter, because women never lie.
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Miniature lobsters - That fish cray.
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You're right.. foodstamps can't buy diapers. But a fucking job can.
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My ex thinks I'm a worthless piece of shit. I can't believe it took him all these years to figure me out. Congrats fucktard.
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It seems just like yesterday and the day after tomorrow will be again another boring Monday. *sigh*
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Beer.. laundry.. porn.. in that order. It's what awesome people do on Friday night.
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There's roughly 20 frogs croaking in my back fucking yard and it's pissing me off 'cause I don't know what their sayin'.
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someone should make an emoticon for 'fuck me'.
i dont see any reason to wear pants.. unless you dont have a vagina. no one wants to see swinging dicks all day.
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