scoot @scoutboxall

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2 weeks ago

why is Trump's pedo letter formatted like the kind of freeform sapphic rupi kaur poetry I wrote for my first girlfriend in uni?

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4 weeks ago

petition to rename "bye rounds" as "bi rounds" in honour of Mitch Brown

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4 weeks ago

petition to rename "bye rounds" as "bi rounds" in honour of Mitch Brown

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a month ago

imagine saying a slur when you could say literally anything else!!! (please forgive my unflinching eye contact, I have been home sick for two weeks)

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2 months ago

forget star sign, I want to know which billionaire killer you're most aligned with

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2 months ago

larp has taken me places I wouldn’t even go with a flintlock pistol

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2 months ago

body doubling is not enough, I need this to get anything done

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2 months ago

you can pry the em dash out of my cold dead hands — it’s the perfect shape and length to indicate a break in thought without resorting to the cheap ellipsis or the foolish semicolon

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2 months ago

hello I'm doing my final encore shows of god's favourite this weekend at comedy republic <3 july 26th (sat) 6.00pm & 7.30pm ticket here: comedyrepublic.com.au/event/38:486/

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2 months ago

they should make a cigarette that has 10.9 grams of protein per serve. something like this

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2 months ago

huge news for bears, dads and any other husky fellas with deviated septums!

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2 months ago

Not your mum, not your milk!

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2 months ago

In the criminal justice system, musculoskeletal offences are considered especially heinous

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2 months ago

the mullet is a haircut traditionally reserved for men who can't process emotions, but nowadays it's also open to women who can't process dairy. and I'm a little bit of both :)

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3 months ago

podcast host: “the following episode contains graphic material that may be disturbing or distressing to some listeners”

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3 months ago

when I was in year four I read my mum's copy of this book and then made a spreadsheet on butcher’s paper tracking my classmates’ behaviour

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3 months ago

when I was in year four I read my mum's copy of this book and then made a spreadsheet on butcher’s paper tracking my classmates’ behaviour https://t.co/uwaxRNmHi8