mattress @semattis
full time raccoon - professional third wheel vsco.co/semattis Target Joined April 2009-
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The drive from uniontown to cal will always bring me happiness
tell me you have sick parents without telling me you have sick parents
7 years ago I started watching @theofficetv for the first time. A great day.
when they panned out to the finalists all hanging from mirror balls #DWTS
Missing my 30 min drive to work bc I could listen to more @taylornation13 The 5 min drive is great (just not on ts days)
If the @jonasbrothers play “Introducing Me” from Camp Rock 2, I’ll get cheese but only on pizza please tattooed on me
Me: I want a poptart My mom: we have chicken salad Me: 😑🤨
Tonight Dylan at work said it was my nose that made me look like Nixon…
Tonight Dylan at work said it was my nose that made me look like Nixon…
Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11
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Avonlea @Avonleaa
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high-risk Gregnancy @TinMan_552
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Alex James @XJ412
346 Followers 171 Following I have no love for anything in this world except for my family, music, movies and food.
Emma Durham @EmmaRawlings23
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Jacob Plumley @plumley94
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Neerkug @neerkug11160
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Marta Birkey @mar_birk
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Fresh Squeezed Radio @SqueezedRadio
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The Dinner Roulette @dinner_roulette
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Thomas Rogers @_R0ger_Thomas
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03/24 🎉🎁🎈 @Kaymill_1276
515 Followers 5K Following You can't hurt my feelings but i love pain!! Dog mom🐶🐶 I'll give you best of both worlds🖕 try my head 👅🎮 Tell me a joke and watch me laugh my panties off.
Joshua Hershey @Joshua_Hershey_
123 Followers 191 Following “If you can be anything, be an advocate for that which is necessary.” INFJ. It’s my firm belief that people should find their own voice & be heard, not herded.
Harmless Social Disru.. @ToeCrackinOs
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Volcanic Ash🌋 @HellAsh_Living
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Bowie @Bowie55039823
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Dylan C @ryski_txt
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Nile Nutritious Food .. @FoodNile
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kate @k8br8
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Lacie Bryner @lacieedawnn
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Crunch Nation @CrunchNationYT
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taylor ryanne (10 min.. @taylorchristo4
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cassie🍄 @cassie_raleyy
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Marybeth @mb_raidt
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MOOYE Parts @mooyeparts
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molly giacopetti @mtress17
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The Sleep People @thesleeppeople3
111 Followers 2K Following We help people eliminate backpain and get better sleep.
Sean Miehl @sean_miehl
508 Followers 1K Following the best thing I ever did was install this deep fryer in the Winnebago
Gina Peccon @GPeccon
63 Followers 93 Following
Realible World News �.. @RealibleNews
435 Followers 3K Following 🌍 News led by Research and Science 🌏 Weekly broadcasts every Friday night 🌎 It's not real, it's Realible
Ryan Novotney @SJRJN
5K Followers 1K Following Licensed Barber🙏🏼💈 Spirit lead me where my trust is without borders... #Brownsville #CalUBaseballAlum⚾️🟥 . ✞
JT Nicholson @JTNicholson4
25 Followers 64 Following
Dev @domandevan
64 Followers 83 Following
SHEETZ @sheetz
513K Followers 284 Following Every day is an opportunity for sour gummy wormz 👏 https://t.co/dFEfvakrlS
Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11
23K Followers 20K Following • ESPN 🎥 • Boy Scout Drop Out • SRU Alum • Retired DIVISION II (club) ATHLETE • 99.9% of all tweets are original
Avonlea @Avonleaa
1K Followers 752 Following Pediatric & Perinatal Chiropractor👩🏼⚕️ | Endo warrior 🎗️| She/Her | ♓️
🐱 @emilyyk143
727 Followers 1K Following
high-risk Gregnancy @TinMan_552
408 Followers 607 Following Hockey and nerd shit. South Philly. All Tsun, no Dere. He/him #flyera
Alex James @XJ412
346 Followers 171 Following I have no love for anything in this world except for my family, music, movies and food.
sloppy joe @joegentilcore
244 Followers 256 Following
Crumbl Cookies @CrumblCookies
1.2M Followers 2 Following Bringing friends and family together over a box of the best cookies in the world! #CrumblTogether #CrumblReviews
Taylor Nation @taylornation13
3.1M Followers 876 Following Straight from THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. #TSTTPD out now! 🤍
Thomas Rogers @_R0ger_Thomas
72 Followers 222 Following
sunny out of context @iasipmeme
117K Followers 122 Following out of context caps from it's always sunny in philadelphia | also at @sunnyinhawkins
I Think You Should Le.. @ITYSL_memes
73K Followers 991 Following You’re looking at a nude egg. Your #1 source for ITYSL news, memes, & content. I’m just like such a huge fan of ITYSL’s music AND its acting. Let’s slop ‘em up!
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Santa Decides @SantaDecides
422K Followers 4K Following I exist and so does my wife. Turn on notis to be on the nicer list!
Does Noodle Have Bone.. @NoodlesBonesDay
251K Followers 220 Following here to update you on whether or not noodle has bones today. @jongraz does not run this account just a fan account. views are my own
Bratz @Bratz
131K Followers 620 Following We are the girls with a passion 4 fashion! 👄🛍📱 TikTok / IG: @BRATZ
kate @k8br8
18 Followers 39 Following
Lacie Bryner @lacieedawnn
133 Followers 194 Following '96 babyy #Mother ; tashaun wilkerson jr and brodie wilkerson 👨👩👦👦
Matt Swider (The Shor.. @mattswider
912K Followers 5K Following 📱Tech Reviewer w/ 1.5M total subscribers 💼Editor-in-Chief https://t.co/eyCla4FxsD 📈#1 consumer tech Subst@ck 🔙Fmr @techradar US EIC 💰Links earn affiliate $
Dylan Coleman @PS5RestockAlert
78K Followers 670 Following Management - for business inquiries please send me a message or email me. IG - @ fuckwetto
Cedar Point @cedarpoint
212K Followers 109 Following A Place Like No Other™. Home to 68 rides, including Top Thrill 2, Cedar Point Shores Waterpark, a mile-long beach, five hotel properties & much more.
Fake KDKA News @Fake_KDKA
16K Followers 1K Following Mostly rehashed material at this point — we’re like the Rick Reilly of fake news. *In no way affiliated with the wonderful folks at the real KDKA.*
Nick at Nite @nickatnitetv
14K Followers 214 Following The OFFICIAL Nick@Nite Twitter account! Watch every night at 8pm with #MikeandMolly #YoungSheldon #Friends #Mom
ColourPop Cosmetics @ColourPopCo
1.3M Followers 402 Following Award-winning beauty for cool kids.⚡️ Peep 👀 our sister brands: @fourthraybeauty @solbodyco
q tip in the ear @CapnTrash
33 Followers 80 Following "I don't want to hang out with these people wearing calvin klein that think I am a vampire"
e.l.f. Cosmetics @elfcosmetics
815K Followers 238 Following Welcome to the beauty-verse: where every EYE 👁️ LIP 👄 FACE 😍 and SKIN CONCERN 💧 can own it! 100% vegan + clean + cruelty free 🐰
Chipotle @ChipotleTweets
1.3M Followers 31 Following i know a spot where they make the food right in front of u
taylor ryanne (10 min.. @taylorchristo4
332 Followers 360 Following
Pokémon @Pokemon
8.1M Followers 56 Following The official account for The Pokémon Company International. Catching 'em all since '96! ❤️💜 https://t.co/eidYL7oDfs
cassie🍄 @cassie_raleyy
188 Followers 123 Following
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Vice President Kamala.. @VP
14.5M Followers 6 Following Vice President of the United States. Wife to the first @SecondGentleman. Momala. Auntie. Fighting for the people. Text me: 310-861-2977
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
19.8M Followers 722 Following Fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. Official account is @VP.
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
Timehop @timehop
251K Followers 13K Following Relive your best moments, every day. See photos, videos & posts from this exact day in history. Part of Sincere — a family of brands with heart. @sincere_corp
Pittsburgh Dad @Pittsburgh_Dad
270K Followers 347 Following Official Twitter account of the online sitcom Pittsburgh Dad.
The Mandalorian @themandalorian
826K Followers 37 Following All episodes of #TheMandalorian are now streaming on @DisneyPlus. Buy Seasons 1 and 2 on 4K UHD & Blu-ray.
Among Us @AmongUsGame
1.6M Followers 1 Following ✦ made of 1 bone ✦ PC, mobile, Switch, Xbox, PlayStation, @AmongUsVR ✦ By @InnerslothDevs ✦ Merch: https://t.co/Vp2qmQ4aYb ✦ Support: [email protected]
Grey's Anatomy @GreysABC
4.8M Followers 129 Following The official Twitter for @abcnetwork's #GreysAnatomy. Season Premiere Thurs March 14 on ABC and Stream on Hulu!
Tim Allen @ofctimallen
1.1M Followers 34 Following Santa? Buzz Lightyear? The Tool Man? Mike Baxter? Hey, I’m still that wisecracking kid from the Midwest, looking for answers to life’s big questions.
Sean Miehl @sean_miehl
508 Followers 1K Following the best thing I ever did was install this deep fryer in the Winnebago
Gina Peccon @GPeccon
63 Followers 93 Following
Dev @domandevan
64 Followers 83 Following
karma is a crunchwrap coming straight home to me
Bout to get some Taco Bell!!! then hit everyone up, n see whats poppin tonight
Dad pissed me off so everyone write him in for Uniontown mayor
I just got hired for my dream job… brb crying the happiest tears ever 🥹😭
It’s #AppleEvent day! Hit like for a special animation ✨
It's the way I had to go into CVS with my cat in her backpack because it was too hot to leave her in the car. I was mortified, the whole of CVS was delighted.
Like this Post for a slimy surprise #TMNTMovie (US only)
All I wanted to do was get bug obsessed echo out of Sarah's room so she could sleep and instead I gave Sarah a heart attack 🤣
my jaw dropped im not even kidding
Just participated in raccoon hour with my parents. It's that thing where you ate dinner kind of early and stayed up so late you're hungry again at midnight and go scavenging for random snacks and cold leftovers in the fridge.
when you honk at me on the road this is what you’re honking at btw
For Fri Day Nite, the Dangerous Nights Crew is hitting up Aqua. Then after the club we’re going to Truffani’s for sloppy steaks. If we have too much to drink I can call my coworker, he said he would DD for us, no questions asked.
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"I would shake ass for some good Kool-Aid." "You would shake ass for less."
Love is patient It was always gonna be Carly and Freddie ❤️
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