Seth Lawrence @sethtlawrence
aspiring comedian, aspiring writer, aspiring good person Joined May 2010-
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Nothing more American than to have a non-American start the America Party.
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My youngest just called that part of the body where your fingers meet around the palm, the “finger armpit.” I challenge you to find a better name for that body part. And happy Halloween
Seems like @TonyHinchcliffe made the joke heard round the world.
facebook.com/groups/6243989… Just FYI, you don’t need to bring your best 3 minutes.
Time for the Dump in Pants jokes to fly
Time for the Harry Balls jokes to fly.
I would also vote for a @Sen_JoeManchin @NikkiHaley ticket.
Kudos to @JoeBiden for stepping out of the election on #NationalIceCreamDay. I think we all know how he will celebrate his decision.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m writing in @MittRomney for #47 #Election2024
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
Tragic…on so many levels.
Tragic…on so many levels.
Just saw #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles and it is by far the best animation film I’ve seen in a long time.
Maybe all of our political leaders are too old.
I have the perfect answer for any political question. Go ahead. Test me.
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