Shane Wallace @shanelessSQL

Chaotic brevity at its twittiest Asheville Joined April 2009

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Shane Wallace @shanelessSQL

4 years ago

@Jadethejaguar Smash smash

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Brennan Prill 𝕏 @WxBrenn

4 years ago

I've been capturing video from this webcam in Fort Myers all day and I've put it into a Timelapse. Check out the storm surge rushing in! Crazy. #Ian #flwx

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@Jadethejaguar bahahah damn!

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Secretary Pete Buttigieg @SecretaryPete

4 years ago

In infrastructure, climate, or any other field: America should be leading the way and challenging the rest of the world to catch up to us.

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The Daily Show @TheDailyShow

4 years ago

That's a Buttibomb!

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt

4 years ago

Holy shit

Ben Phillips @benphillips76

4 years ago

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

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Ben Yahr @benyahr

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I. Don’t. Care. If. You’re. Christian.

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@Jadethejaguar I cum with realistic vibration too.

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@Jadethejaguar Let me clean you off a place to sit. *wipes off beard and mustache*

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Andy Behrman @electroboyusa

5 years ago

Let's impeach three justices for perjury and let Biden choose three new justices for the Supreme Court. Retweet if you like this idea.

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@Jadethejaguar I'll be in every crack and corner finding all the treasures...

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@Jadethejaguar I got the meat, you got the buns ;-)

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Dr. Kathie Allen @kathieallenmd

5 years ago

@mattgaetz Overeducated woman here:

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Britt Nessie @DemocraticDaisy

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@mattgaetz

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Shane Wallace @shanelessSQL

5 years ago

@skyybbie I'mma learn all your special moves

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@pfister_samuel @Kickstarter @LederGames I had no idea...I'm that far behind on my Root expansions

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@Jadethejaguar The POV I want to wake up to everyday before a proper morning workout. ;-)

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@nikki_btmw is this what you call FemDM? :D

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To my #1 podcast of 2021, @darknetdiaries: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/4XPl3uEEL…

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