Shannon van Wyk-Khosa @shannonvanwyk
Strategist | Inclusive governance & digital democracy | @futurelectorg alum | @afrobarometer Digital Portfolio Manager From the river to the sea 🇵🇸 Cape Town, South Africa Joined February 2011-
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SAns in UK - babes when do we go vote? I’ve registered and I know I have to go to London blah blah but I cannot for the life of me figure out what day I need to go down there plz I need that ink on my thumb or @shannonvanwyk will personally mash me up
Imagine they bring Kate out to prove she’s fine but then they cut into her & it turns out she’s actually Cake Middleton instead. Will the horrors never cease
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Muting your Zionist friends isn’t enough btw
The only reason Americans think they aren't the most propagandized people in the world is because it's working.
BBC didn't broadcast the case for the prosecution (choosing only to broadcast the defence) so these actors are reading it for you:
BBC didn't broadcast the case for the prosecution (choosing only to broadcast the defence) so these actors are reading it for you:
Anyone notice how America bombing Yemen without legitimacy isn’t being called a terrorist attack?
I can’t believe people think Modern Israel created by the UN in 1947 is the same Israel in the Bible 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I can’t believe people think Modern Israel created by the UN in 1947 is the same Israel in the Bible 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I promise you, they’re just fine.
I promise you, they’re just fine. https://t.co/EZme50M6Og
Everything they're saying now does not counter any points we made yesterday
Propaganda. Lies. No receipts. Kak slideshows.
Why is Ireland the most outspoken pro-Palestinian nation in the Western world? Why is South Africa the most outspoken pro-Palestinian nation in the whole world? It's not coincidence
South Africa has 11 offical languages but chose to speak facts.
The UK and USA really out here like
The UK and USA really out here like https://t.co/Quug9kTC11
Israel at the ICJ is using debunked disinformation and claims— great start 👍
In accordance with international law, Yemen took action to stop a genocide by blockading ships to Israel. In violation of international law, Israel imposed a naval blockade on Gaza for 17 years. In retaliation for their moral courage, the US and UK are bombing Yemen
The US and UK are bombing Yemen, one of the poorest countries in the world, so that Israel can continue its genocide and mass displacement of the Palestinian people in Gaza without disruption. That's the reality we're in.
NYC and London are the most diverse cities in the West yet all the "pro-Israel" demos are 100% white. Zionism is a white supremacist project.
NYC and London are the most diverse cities in the West yet all the "pro-Israel" demos are 100% white. Zionism is a white supremacist project.
you know when you look at past tragedies and think "how did everyone just let that happen??" well. easily, apparently.
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Historically a good time for a comeback
Princess Kate on track for Easter return gbnews.com/royal/kate-mid…
I gave my husband the entire update on Kate Middleton including all the conspiracy theories and he listened politely and when I was finished he said, who is Kate Middleton?
(on the verge of having a complete psychotic break) i need to make some kind of a list or perhaps sort things into categories
@bitchgotherown @ThePopTingz No they aren't. You're weird! Get a job! Stay away from them
to the window to allah
Lil Jon has accepted Islam and makes his declaration of faith at the King Fahad Mosque:
stanley cups: a thread
maybe the real cake middleton is the friends we made along the way
Imagine they bring Kate out to prove she’s fine but then they cut into her & it turns out she’s actually Cake Middleton instead. Will the horrors never cease
I’m sorry I’m supposed to believe that the princess of wales is editing her own family photos to send to global news outlets???? Is the royal family okay
my favorite kate middleton tweets so i don’t have to bookmark everything, an ongoing thread 🧵
If I was a Princess and I had to do my own photoshops I’d be fuming. Like they’re spending how much on Andrew’s lawyers and I’m hunched over an overheating laptop blurring layers on Adobe Photoshop are you kidding me
Imagine they bring Kate out to prove she’s fine but then they cut into her & it turns out she’s actually Cake Middleton instead. Will the horrors never cease