In London for #BSidesLDN2024 and street vendors have decided that shouting "yalla, yalla" is an effective way of grabbing my attention when they clock me as arab ... regrettably it does make me stop
how are people so confident doing live coding, yall need to give me tips! Actually ill go a step further .. how are people comfortable asking people to code live? Just watching them work it out? feels like the queen ant watching poor colony ants work
#security
Nothing makes me tremble more than the mere thought of visiting London, I still have night terrors of Euston station - just buying a ticket is a gamble, will the train show up?? does it want to?? I'll never know
First, everyone was Hamas.
Then, everyone was Hezbollah.
Next, everyone will be Houthi.
They will slaughter innocent civilians in Yemen, and then say that they were Houthis.
respectfully this warm weather needs to disappear immediately, it had its time to shine during the summer - my autumn jumpers are shaking in my wardrobe as we speak
this generation doesn't know the hard work of scouring stackoverflow for answers, hints or even just directions to the right path and that doesn't sit right with me
I want the dashcam equivalent for cybersec. I want to be able to see the live footage of the thing not working for me so I can prove it when I finally go to my boss and say look!!! it's not working!!! And then bam it suddenly works in front of them ...
I know I'm gen z and work in tech, but this is my first proper time of having twitter and can I just say- why the hell don't we have a laugh emoji thing, why only heart?? how do I show that I had a giggle and freely validate someone's humour??
Had an absolute blast at #BSidesLDN2023, I'm already planning on coming back again! Got the chance to meet some lovely folk and practise my public speaking so thank you to everyone who came to the talk but a big thank you to the incredible organisers esp over at the rookie track
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