Kelsea @shellenburguesa
above all, clothe yourselves with love, which ties everything together in unity. Santa Barbara, CA Joined September 2012-
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@OfficialCGRiley hm hm not really my jam but like it’s good tho
@OfficialCGRiley i don’t know who either of those people are
@peybes Kiss Me thru The Phone (Prison Edition) - Soulja Boy Tellem
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i know you have a lot going on right now. so i just want to say. i think you’re doing great
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Hozier *gets into Uber* Driver: lol I can guess where you want me to take you Hozier: Starbucks, please Driver *visibly disappointed* right
@ibellerosee u guys could hang out at Heartbreak Hotel until he Can’t Help Falling In Love with u in ur Blue Suede Shoes and u leave on a Mystery Train cus ur a Devil In Disguise and u hav a Wooden Heart....
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I've started asking people what they do for a living, and then complaining about their profession like they do with cops. "UPS driver huh? One time my package got destroyed. How come yall destroy packages?" "Bartender huh? Do u know Dave? He works as a bar back at another bar."
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i’ve been thinking about it a lot. and i love you
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keep reminding yourself how great you are today
why is this so funny
@jacquicollins_ @RiotSherman @Mikaela_wild I have simple tastes
@hayzeereed it was extremely difficult. maybe i should spend that much effort on finding a girlfriend......... . . ... . ... naw.
wHaT doEs iT mEaN if You’Re thE PerSoN aLl YoUR FriEnDs SenD MemEs AbOuT beINg SingLe To?¿ It’S a COmPlimEnT, rIghT?
@Jacobpbrooksart this sounds like something you would say
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@hayzeereed i went to starbucks in and asked them why they were working on the biggest holiday of the year. they seemed perplexed. i said, “it’s national singles awareness day!” they gave me my coffee for free.
@sadkxit trying to reach his bone but too tired
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On my ears: Skullcandy ink’d, Rasta colors 💯😜 On my Spotify: Fall Out Boy😤 On my wallet: chain🙅♀️ On my feet: Osiris shoes 👟 On my head: fedora🤠 On my mind: m’lady💦
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