samurai jack @signguydied
no tweet shall be held against me in a court of law Austin, TX Joined February 2012-
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I actually got some decent sleep last night.
It’s always who’s Gary never how’s Gary 🤧
@sxsaviors Sounds like you’re still mad we didn’t accept your big SXSW idea you were pitching us. It’s ok, we get it. Btw The Blueprint drops today 🤩.
it just dawned on me that there will certainly be people wearing vision pro headsets as they walk around SXSW this year
🗣️ VARIETY: Power Of Comedy at #SXSW 🗣️ Friday 3/8 at ACL Live. Nick Kroll, John Leguizamo, Samantha Bee, Lilly Singh, more. Last year this had free drinks + free food Badges thing BUT this year they opened up tickets for the public to purchase, too: axs.com/events/532503/…
March sxsw activities
Hello world! FYI we just dropped huge #SXSW giveaways in two places. 🚨 Two (2) SXSW Film & TV BADGES ($2,990 value) running at the When Where What IG. Enter: instagram.com/p/C3la7zxvyE- 🚨 Two (2) SXSW Music BADGES ($1,890 value) running here at our Twitter. See our pinned Tweet.
yeah, what tay tay said
Happy Presidents' Day!
this just hit me, but i had to mansplain the barbie movie to both of my parents over the xmas break. that did something to my psyche
taylor and travis for people who don’t have health insurance
taylor and travis for people who don’t have health insurance
🎿 Breaking: Paramount+ ‘The Lodge’ is BACK for SXSW 2024, March 8-11! Activations spotlighting these shows/movies: KNUCKLES HALO FRASIER LAWMEN: BASS REEVES DORA MEAN GIRLS (2024) BOB MARLEY: ONE LOVE SURVIVOR SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS STAR TREK: DISCOVERY CBS SPORTS More soon!
Is there a correlation between being an absolute glutton for Diet Coke and neurological issues? Asking for a friend.
Amazon has some pretty interesting times on when to get next day // overnight delivery - they'll be like "order within 23 hours and 59 minutes for delivery next-day". I fall for it every time.
how my dog sees himself when the doorbell rings
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Hurts like hell but anything to make the ladies happy
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Teacher: turn to page 23 Page 23:
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